School is always ten times more fun when you have real swords and monsters to play with.
Final Fantasy: Rectal Examination Simulator
Immersive 3D Orifices, be the victim, live the fantasy...
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You're a magical schoolboy with a scar, and you get to defeat a evil wizard. I mean sorceress.
Don't be a chicken-wuss. Buy this game now!
1. cross the horizon, walk over the sea, climb the mountain, down the valley, off to the outter space if you must!
you are a knight in shining armor; save the love of your life and quit the friendzone!
2. no more mathematics, no more physics, no more chemistry ... grab your weapon and prepare for sorceress war in far future world
3. past, present, future .. compressed!
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Become the ultimate SeeD, combat specialist, while exploring and aiding the world. Challenge mighty Guardian Forces to join your party and battle creatures from the moon. Put an end to the ruthless Sorceress from the future. Live your destiny.
...Or at least, THAT'S what I loved most about this game. I liked the fluff and the characters, but I really had fun modifying my junctions and such. That's also why games like FF12, 7, and 9 are on my favorites list.
It's the Japanese Romantic Comedy equivalent of It's A Wonderful Life. You thought your girlfriend was stupid and annoying? WELL NOW SHE'S IN A COMA! DON'T YOU MISS HER?
Value your significant others today...
BECAUSE TOMORROW THEY MIGHT BE DEAD!!!!!