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    Default Often described as "that one with the romance", but how about....

    "That one where you have to haul tail to the bottom of a school and make it FLY AWAY before it gets bombarded with missiles"?

    How's that for a promotional slogan?

    Create your own slogan to intrigue people who haven't played this game before.

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    Destroy ancient monsters at the bottom of the ocean! Kill bloodthirsty aliens in space! Discover ancient civilizations and steal the treasure! Final Fantasy VIII is ready for you, are you ready for it?

    OUT NOW ON STEAM
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    TRIPLE TRIAD

    'nuff said.

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    also the flying school has a room just for fighting dinosaurs

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    Kidnap the President from a running train and assassinate the Sorceress! Beware of underground desert prisons and instant death attacks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    also the flying school has a room just for fighting dinosaurs
    Funny story,

    I was going to put that in because I remembered you said it, but then I forgot how many e's were in your name so I thought "Nah, she'll say it again".

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    For the first time ever live the life of a student fighting prehistoric creatures, flying into space, travelling through time and battling witches.

    FINAL FANTASY VIII

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    The game where one lone dog befriends a giant spider-like machine. Or gets killed by it. You decide.

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    Promo ad

    Kid: "Mum, school is soooooo boring!"

    Mum: "Don't be silly!" *passes kid a copy of FFVIII*

    Kid: "What's this got to do with anything?"

    Mum: "Play it, and you'll see" *cheesy advert smile*

    *an hour later / montage of FFVIII*

    Kid: "WOW SCHOOL IS AMAZING!"

    *camera pans back to Mum with yet another ridiculously cheesy smile*

    Mum: "You see? Now go do your homework and one day you could end up a SeeD"

    Kid: "I'mma be the best SeeD ever!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty_ffgamer View Post
    The game where one lone dog befriends a giant spider-like machine. Or gets killed by it. You decide.
    #thedoglives

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    The game where another lone dog is used as a projectile weapon.

    The game where a town gets sick from eating fish.

    RAGE!

    Whatever...

    The game of failed assassinations.

    Train Simulator 1999

    It's a sword... but it's also a gun!

    A game so good it makes the moon cry.

    It's got time travel. Sort of. It's complicated. What could possibly go wrong?

    Ah! My Sorceress

    Help plan the Garden Festival committee!

    Garden Simulator: Cultivating SeeD

    In the Galbadia Missile base while you are on the computer, hold down Triangle and Square, and press up or down. We promise it is worth buying this game just for this. You won't be sorry.

    Bujurururu!

    Robin Williams is in this game.

    Moombas.

    Spend hours fighting the same creatures, trying to draw 100 fires.

    Amnesia.

    Little Orphan Selphie

    The eternal quest to find the mystical hot dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty_ffgamer View Post
    The game where another lone dog is used as a projectile weapon.

    The game where a town gets sick from eating fish.

    RAGE!

    Whatever...

    The game of failed assassinations.

    Train Simulator 1999

    It's a sword... but it's also a gun!

    A game so good it makes the moon cry.

    It's got time travel. Sort of. It's complicated. What could possibly go wrong?

    Ah! My Sorceress

    Help plan the Garden Festival committee!

    Garden Simulator: Cultivating SeeD

    In the Galbadia Missile base while you are on the computer, hold down Triangle and Square, and press up or down. We promise it is worth buying this game just for this. You won't be sorry.

    Bujurururu!

    Robin Williams is in this game.

    Moombas.

    Spend hours fighting the same creatures, trying to draw 100 fires.

    Amnesia.

    Little Orphan Selphie

    The eternal quest to find the mystical hot dogs.
    I'll add in another for you: PuPu's

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    Zell choked on a wiener.

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    Final Fantasy VIII has no hot dogs. It has curry bread or some sort of bread in general. The hot dogs are a westernized thing.
    Last edited by Sephiroth; 10-06-2014 at 12:42 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    also the flying school has a room just for fighting dinosaurs
    Funny story,

    I was going to put that in because I remembered you said it, but then I forgot how many e's were in your name so I thought "Nah, she'll say it again".
    I think I said this too but I want to see a drawing of the T-Rexaurs falling all over the place while the Garden takes off.

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