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    Okay, I have drunk a lot of scotch.

    I had a conversation with my boss while on this scotch drunk.

    We started talking about some work trout, someohow went on to 9/11 consipracy theorys and a theory that the US ebola outbreak is governmetn regulated population control, and apperently if you have ever read a book, you cannot run a small business.

    ...That was the strangest smurfing drunk conversation I have ever had in my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    Okay, I have drunk a lot of scotch.

    I had a conversation with my boss while on this scotch drunk.

    We started talking about some work trout, someohow went on to 9/11 consipracy theorys and a theory that the US ebola outbreak is governmetn regulated population control, and apperently if you have ever read a book, you cannot run a small business.

    ...That was the strangest smurfing drunk conversation I have ever had in my life.
    Then you, fella, need to get more drunk, because you're not drunk enough.

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    Finished all my whiskey

    Too late to go get more, besides I'd get sick

    Now I want pizza. Why isn't pizza delivery at 2 am a thing?

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    whoa...i drank crown royal tonight and eat some digiorno pizza.


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    Normally I don't drink during the week. But.. My roommate bought beer. Woo.

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    It is a Tanqueray and Schweppes kind of night.

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    GETTING TURNT in my room alone


    151 and Coke Zero for me, and it did not take that long to get into a state of not sober.

    Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.

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    Switching it up, New Amsterdam Vodka and Sprite. I gotta keep up with Paulastar.

    <PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well

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    Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.

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    That Coke Zero will kill you.

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    Drunk Dungeons and Dragons in chat last night was pretty great.

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    So drunk.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Bob's drunk fbing is great

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    I have Taco Bell, tequila, rum, and vodka.

    NYE beware, this trout is about to go down.

    <PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well

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