Okay, I have drunk a lot of scotch.

I had a conversation with my boss while on this scotch drunk.

We started talking about some work trout, someohow went on to 9/11 consipracy theorys and a theory that the US ebola outbreak is governmetn regulated population control, and apperently if you have ever read a book, you cannot run a small business.

...That was the strangest smurfing drunk conversation I have ever had in my life.