New Drunk Thread

[NeoCracker]

Okay, I have drunk a lot of scotch.

I had a conversation with my boss while on this scotch drunk.

We started talking about some work trout, someohow went on to 9/11 consipracy theorys and a theory that the US ebola outbreak is governmetn regulated population control, and apperently if you have ever read a book, you cannot run a small business.

...That was the strangest smurfing drunk conversation I have ever had in my life.

[chionos]

Okay, I have drunk a lot of scotch.

I had a conversation with my boss while on this scotch drunk.

We started talking about some work trout, someohow went on to 9/11 consipracy theorys and a theory that the US ebola outbreak is governmetn regulated population control, and apperently if you have ever read a book, you cannot run a small business.

...That was the strangest smurfing drunk conversation I have ever had in my life.

Then you, fella, need to get more drunk, because you're not drunk enough.

[Spooniest]

Finished all my whiskey

Too late to go get more, besides I'd get sick

Now I want pizza. Why isn't pizza delivery at 2 am a thing?

[Hannibal_Khan]

whoa...i drank crown royal tonight and eat some digiorno pizza.

[noxious.sunshine]

Normally I don't drink during the week. But.. My roommate bought beer. Woo.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

It is a Tanqueray and Schweppes kind of night.

[Lonely Paper Star]

GETTING TURNT in my room alone


151 and Coke Zero for me, and it did not take that long to get into a state of not sober.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Switching it up, New Amsterdam Vodka and Sprite. I gotta keep up with Paulastar.

[Lonely Paper Star]

[Colonel Angus]

That Coke Zero will kill you.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Drunk Dungeons and Dragons in chat last night was pretty great.

[Loony BoB]

So drunk.

[Freya]

Bob's drunk fbing is great

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I have Taco Bell, tequila, rum, and vodka.

NYE beware, this trout is about to go down.

[Shorty]

I have gin