The New Picture Thread of Cool Selfies because the other Picture Thread is about Mugs

[Bubba]

I don't appreciate threatening pictures, Fynn.

Double Colbert.

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[Formalhaut]

I feel like I'm getting swamped in Colberts. Since when did I become the despised villain of this?

[Fynn]

I think that was directed at my love for knives, actually

[Formalhaut]

I still don't think you've explained exactly why you like knives so much.

[Fynn]

There is no explanation. I just like them. They're my favorite kitchen utensil, and they just feel so good when I hold them. Much like I like fountain pens - there's something oddly satisfying about holding something that is relatively small that just has such a profound weight to it, and both are tools that you can use to create some cool stuff.

[Formalhaut]

There is no explanation. I just like them. They're my favorite kitchen utensil, and they just feel so good when I hold them. Much like I like fountain pens - there's something oddly satisfying about holding something that is relatively small that just has such a profound weight to it, and both are tools that you can use to create some cool stuff.

I'm just trying to imagine you with the creepiest voice, fondling a large knife. Sorry, it's just very easy to read 'serial killer' when you talk about how good it is to hold them in your hand.

So with your knife fetish, do you prefer large or small? Chunky and weighty, or nimble and precise?

[Fynn]

The chef's knife is my favorite.

Does it help that I largely prefer my knives in bright, vivid colors and wild patterns?

[Formalhaut]

The chef's knife is my favorite.

Does it help that I largely prefer my knives in bright, vivid colors and wild patterns?

No joke, I have a colourful knife set.

Should we, like, get together and compare knives?

[Fynn]

You'd probably end up with one or two fewer

[Night Fury]

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[Formalhaut]

Looking good both of you!

I really like what you've done with your hair, Bubba. First Fynn, now you, I'm starting to get hot flushes.

[Bubba]

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[Fynn]

Looking good both of you!

I really like what you've done with your hair, Bubba. First Fynn, now you, I'm starting to get hot flushes.

I made the doofiest face, though. Does Mr. Carny know of your weird fetish?

[Mr. Carnelian]

Looking good both of you!

I really like what you've done with your hair, Bubba. First Fynn, now you, I'm starting to get hot flushes.

I made the doofiest face, though. Does Mr. Carny know of your weird fetish?

I do now.

[Formalhaut]

Looking good both of you!

I really like what you've done with your hair, Bubba. First Fynn, now you, I'm starting to get hot flushes.

I made the doofiest face, though. Does Mr. Carny know of your weird fetish?

Doofy for me is adorkable.

To be honest, I'm not a fan of the traditional 'buff', overly toned look that many gay or bisexual men pine over. People obsess over famous celebrities, actors, etc. and I don't really have a strong opinion. Don't take this the wrong way, but I rather prefer 'normal' looking men. The kind that doesn't scowl in photos.

Seriously, so many male models scowl or look angry. You never see any of them smiling. How is that attractive?!