View Poll Results: What Will Garland Do?

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  • Knock you all down

    12 75.00%
  • Vanquish you

    2 12.50%
  • Move it move it

    3 18.75%
  • None of the above

    1 6.25%
  • All of the above

    3 18.75%
  • You mean the Christmas decorations?

    3 18.75%
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Thread: What will Garland do?

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    Pinkasaurus Rex Cid's Knight Pumpkin's Avatar
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    Default What will Garland do?

    This is a very serious question

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    lol hai i am a knight i have stole ur princess

    NO J/K I AM CHAOS I AM LIEK 2000 YRS OLD. UR DED

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    Garland can do all of those things and more because he is the best of the best of the best.

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    he, garland, will knock you all down

    jeez it's like you people haven't even played the game

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    The original translated line was amusing.

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    How many times have any of you tried to say something intelligent/profound and ended up blurring out something stupid. Well, it can happen to video game villains
    too.
    >>Am willing to change opinions based on data<<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    The original translated line was amusing.
    What the hell is wrong with you??? It wasn't even SLIGHTLY amusing!

    Jesus titty-f***ing Christ I hate the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    The original translated line was amusing.
    What the hell is wrong with you??? It wasn't even SLIGHTLY amusing!

    Jesus titty-f***ing Christ I hate the internet.
    Overreact much?

    That said, the line falls flat on its face, and then its head explodes. Whoever thought it would be dramatic to have a villain say "I shall knock you all down" seems to have clearly long ago lost whatever passion they may have had for writing dialogue.

    But it wouldn't be Final Fantasy I without it.

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    "I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

    *turns to Princess Sarah*

    "Except you. I'ma knock you a different direction."


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    Quote Originally Posted by metagloria View Post
    "I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

    *turns to Princess Sarah*

    "Except you. I'ma knock you a different direction."

    I always wondered why Garland kidnapped the Princess.

    For sex, of course. Why didn't I think of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spooniest View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by metagloria View Post
    "I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

    *turns to Princess Sarah*

    "Except you. I'ma knock you a different direction."

    I always wondered why Garland kidnapped the Princess.

    For sex, of course. Why didn't I think of that.
    Super hot time loop sex.

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