This is a very serious question
lol hai i am a knight i have stole ur princess
NO J/K I AM CHAOS I AM LIEK 2000 YRS OLD. UR DED
Garland can do all of those things and more because he is the best of the best of the best.
he, garland, will knock you all down
jeez it's like you people haven't even played the game
How many times have any of you tried to say something intelligent/profound and ended up blurring out something stupid. Well, it can happen to video game villains
too.
>>Am willing to change opinions based on data<<
Overreact much?
That said, the line falls flat on its face, and then its head explodes. Whoever thought it would be dramatic to have a villain say "I shall knock you all down" seems to have clearly long ago lost whatever passion they may have had for writing dialogue.
But it wouldn't be Final Fantasy I without it.
"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"
*turns to Princess Sarah*
"Except you. I'ma knock you a different direction."