5.

Hey, I have a good idea for a game. Let's make a game about Godzilla where you just walk around for hours on end. Let's make the map so slow that it feels like you're following a snail around Tokyo. Let's look at the same dull, boring images on the screen over and over again and make the payoff fights with no interactivity. Let's take one of the greatest monster movies of all time and turn it into the video game equivalent of watching paint dry! It's smurfing Godzilla, how do you mess that up?! HOW?!

*takes cartridge out of SNES and destroys it with his atomic breath*