I once slept on the floor of my room so that my girlfriend could have the (twin) bed to herself.

I am known to compose songs for women who I have failed at relationships with.

I cry when there is particularly somber music on.

I know the real meaning of the commonly misused phrase "Wherefore art thou Romeo?" (SPOILER)Literally, "Why are you Romeo?"

I spend a lot of time pondering "That undiscovered country, from whose bourne, no traveler returns." (SPOILER)Hamlet, Act III, Scene 1. He means the afterlife.

I have never, in my life, started a new relationship before I have concluded the previous relationship (i.e., I am monogamous).

I have been known to write songs lamenting the failed relationships I have had in the past.

I play Final Fantasy for the story.

I have taken it upon myself to memorize only a few phrases in French, but one of them is "Vous ette la femme la plus belle que je jamais vue." (SPOILER)"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen." This got me a free French credit when I was in college, and I only had to attend the class for the first day and whip out this line.

I am known to compose love ballads about my past failed relationships.

That being said, romance has only ever brought me tears. However, I am what I am, and I can't change that.

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