Yeah I'm quite the romantic. Last Valentine's day I tried to get rose petals to use for the day, but no where had them unless you had pre-booked them, all I could get were roses. So that night I snuck out of bed after Locky fell asleep and picked the petals off of a half dozen roses. When she woke up there was a path of rose petals for her to follow to her various presents around the house, eventually leading to the kitchen where I'd made her bacon in the shape of love hearts.

All that said though.. I just farted in bed while typing this and nearly woke her up, so make of our weird relationship what you will >.>