These threads always die after a bit, but I'll get things started again. Here's a pretty good one for a ratted out FC.

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Tired of your boring, everyday commute? Then buy this witchcraft car! It's so magical it runs on PBR (Pure Boosted Rotary). Turn that boring commute into a slideways funfest and make every day the next gymkhana video. Why? Because rotary! This Rx7 is so bitchin', it's number one, it's the best, it's the best car, it's number one, it's the best!


Bitches love this car! Don't believe me? Here are some actual quotes from some real bitches:

"It's so loud!" -Random Girl
"You bought a rotary?" - My Mom
"That's it?" - My Sister

Those bitches loved it! Power steering is deleted. Get ready to build those forearm muscles, cause you're gonna need them to fight off all the bitches. Power steering delete means it's hella-driftcore, so you and all your gutterpunk drifter friends can slide with more steering precision. A/C is gone too, but who needs that when it's a race car? You're always gonna race it, why? Just because race car!! It has no radio so you can hear all the turbo rotary magic you want while you're drifting circles around all those bitches.

Misc. magic bulltrout:
-Fresh Oil (harvested from the beards of warlocks)
-NGK spark plugs, carved from the obsidian stones of hell!
-Fresh belts, made from pure witches hair
-Runs like a bitchin' Rx7 should, always at 8,000 rpm
-Bitchin' radass exhaust because smurf yeah!
-Carpet delete, cause that trout was rank, now it's like a lotus elise!
-Brand new innovate wideband