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    If given the opportunity, would you try eating human flesh? Would you do it only in the most dire circumstances - starving and someone has already died? Would you do it just to taste it? Would you do it if you had total legal protection? Would you do it if they cloned human flesh but it was never part of an actual person?

    Tell me of your taboo desires, EoFF!

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    No.

    I will not be sharing my taboo desires with a bunch of nerds I have no taboo desires.

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    Yes if my life depended on it or if it wouldn't actually hurt any person in the slightest, I would be interested just how does human flesh taste. We're just meat so why not.

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    I have no idea what I would resort to in order to survive, from what I've heard though the will to live is an extremely strong one when it eventually kicks in and people find themselves doing all sorts of things they never thought they could/would do. No to all the other ways around the human eating dilemma that you may or may not have spent way too much time thinking about, though.

    Shorty, all it takes is half a Gin and Tonic and #tot and no one can stop you from sharing all sorts or nonsense, and you know it.

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    What atrocious lies from a young scoundrel! He is not to be believed!

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    Here are the explicit circumstances.

    If I were visiting a place that placed cultural value on cannibalism and they invited me to try human meat and said human providing the meat had died of more or less natural causes (ie not human sacrifice, battle, torture, etc) then I might probably sample that meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Here are the explicit circumstances.

    If I were visiting a place that placed cultural value on cannibalism and they invited me to try human meat and said human providing the meat had died of more or less natural causes (ie not human sacrifice, battle, torture, etc) then I might probably sample that meat.
    Doesn't that only leave you with either a snake venom riddled/cancerous/really old person piece of meat though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Here are the explicit circumstances.

    If I were visiting a place that placed cultural value on cannibalism and they invited me to try human meat and said human providing the meat had died of more or less natural causes (ie not human sacrifice, battle, torture, etc) then I might probably sample that meat.
    I would never do this because what if the person did in fact not die of natural causes and died of some transferable disease or parasite.

    Also, just delving into the possibility of this and not trying to be a jerk -to die of normal natural causes, the person would have had to be very old or something, wouldn't they? It would be difficult for me to see a tribe of sorts (I assume that is who we are talking about here) eating a person who had died of a natural cause like cancer or lord knows what else because I would assume they would look at the meat of the person as sort of "plagued" or something like that and would have an aversion to eating it. I could see them more consuming an enemy killed in battle because a popular belief existing in cultures like that who cannibalize believe you are eating the person's soul/strength/whatever when you consume flesh, and it would makes sense to steal that from your enemies more than someone from your own tribe.

    just thoughts I am overthinking this cannibal stuff

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    Jinx

    EDIT: Not the member, I'm not suggesting we eat her or anything.

    >.>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheesh View Post
    Jinx

    EDIT: Not the member, I'm not suggesting we eat her or anything.

    >.>

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    Heart attack. Stroke. Pulmonary embolism. Hit in the head by a big ass coconut. Lots of ways fit people can die

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    Already have when I was in Thailand. It's alright, but a little stringy. I prefer beef and lamb.

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    Ewwww!!! No no no!!! Just why, why would you want to do that!!!

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    Of course. How else do you expect to gain the strength of your enemies?

    As for taboo stuff theres plenty of things I'd say i want to try but I know I'd wimp out if I ever got the opportunity.

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    I'm not going to lie, if I was say in the position of that South American sports team trapped in the Andes who wound up having to eat their dead classmates/team members who died in the crash to stave of starvation? Yeah I'd do it. My will to survive is perhaps unnaturally strong and so I don't have any qualms about it at all. If you're asking me if I'd go all Hannibal Lechter and just eat a man because I felt like having his brains with some father beans and what not. Then I'd have to say I would not eat a human being.

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