I hate Archie comics, and I hate that I have to let six year olds check out magazines with this sort of nonsense on the cover:

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Go climb a tree or make a lego castle or read something that isn't centred around some jerk (what a waste of a great last name, really) with two girls fighting over him for an unknown reason ._.