I don't like the way I am in photos, especially when they are taken suddenly by other people. I have accepted the fact that I am a hefty (SPOILER)fat asshole dude, but I swear everyone waits to take a photo of me until my face/body is at the precise moment where I look much bigger than I actually am. This sort of thing happened when I was skinny and/or at a reasonable weight years ago, so I know it's not just because I am bigger now. IT'S A CONSPIRACY!