I hope to god Peter Jackson never gets his hands on the rights to The Silmarillion. I just don't understand how someone who did SO well with Lord of the Rings could smurf up The Hobbit so much. And even with the hobbit, there are parts that are just WONDERFUL and other parts that make me want to stab my eyes out. Why is there no consistency? Wtf is wrong with him?? Gaaah.

Also, HBO mini series for Silmarillion in my lifetime please.