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    Boco Give me CIDDIES or give me DEATH! (Done, tallies and everything! Auf wiedersehen!)

    How does he normally do this?

    Size 4 Bold Italic?

    Looks pretty saucy

    I don't know what to write

    How 'bout them Ciddies then?

    Who will sweep?

    Who will weep?

    I present to you the thus far drama free...


    Winners Revelations Thread


    I say chaps, is every single person prepared for what you might refer to as "this"?

    Visual tally - correct and proper way to view these Ciddies!













































































    Text Tally1. Best Member
    Psychotic.........................51
    Shorty............................33
    shion.............................26
    Dat Matt..........................25
    Rantz.............................23
    Sephex............................20
    Scotty_ffgamer....................14
    Lockharted........................13
    Shauna.............................8
    RSL................................6

    2. Most Charismatic Member
    Bubba.............................11
    Psychotic.........................10
    Dat Matt...........................5
    Quin...............................4
    Rantz..............................3
    Pike...............................2
    Sephex.............................2
    Fujiko.............................1
    RSL................................1

    3. Most Badass Member
    fire_of_avalon....................18
    Del Murder.........................8
    sharkythesharkdogg.................6
    Bubba..............................2
    Shiny..............................2
    Vivi22.............................1
    RSL................................1

    4. Most Carefree Member
    Dat Matt...........................7
    Bubba..............................5
    Colonel Angus......................4
    Loony BoB..........................4
    Pheesh.............................4
    Shauna.............................4
    DK.................................3
    Pike...............................3
    Scotty_ffgamer.....................3
    Lockharted.........................1
    RSL................................1

    5. Most Quick-Witted Member
    Psychotic.........................13
    Dat Matt...........................6
    Quin...............................6
    DK.................................5
    Sephex.............................5
    Rantz..............................3
    Del Murder.........................1
    RSL................................1

    6. Most Hard Working Member
    Loony BoB..........................8
    o_O................................7
    shion..............................6
    Psychotic..........................5
    Shorty.............................4
    Lockharted.........................3
    Bravely Proto......................2
    Dat Matt...........................2
    Rantz..............................2
    RSL................................1

    7. Most Exciting Member
    Christmas.........................15
    Jinx...............................5
    Lockharted.........................4
    Pete for President.................3
    Quin...............................3
    Shorty.............................3
    Sephex.............................2
    Dat Matt...........................1
    RSL................................1

    8. Most Kind Member
    shion.............................12
    The White Wizard of Fynn...........8
    MissH..............................5
    Rantz..............................3
    Formalhaut.........................2
    Lockharted.........................2
    o_O................................2
    Scotty_ffgamer.....................2
    Shorty.............................2
    Lone Wolf Leonhart.................1
    RSL................................1

    9. Most Helpful Member
    Freya.............................10
    o_O................................8
    Rantz..............................8
    Loony BoB..........................5
    sharkythesharkdogg.................4
    Mirage.............................2
    Psychotic..........................2
    RSL................................1
    Lockharted.........................1
    Scotty_ffgamer.....................1

    10. Most Straight-Talking Member
    Raistlin...........................7
    Vivi22.............................6
    Shiny..............................5
    Freya..............................4
    Miriel.............................4
    Mister Adequate....................4
    Loony BoB..........................3
    Spuuky.............................3
    Shlup..............................2
    RSL................................1

    11. Most Grumpy Member
    Sephiroth..........................8
    Old Manus..........................7
    Shlup..............................6
    Raistlin...........................5
    Spuuky.............................5
    Vivi22.............................4
    Mirage.............................2
    RSL................................1

    12. Most Underrated Member
    Lone Wolf Leonhart.................6
    The White Wizard of Fynn...........5
    Bubba..............................4
    Shaibana...........................4
    sharkythesharkdogg.................4
    Vyk................................4
    Calliope...........................3
    Crop...............................3
    blackmage_nuke.....................2
    Laddy..............................2
    LocoColt04.........................1
    RSL................................1

    13. Most Adorkable Member
    Jessweeee..........................9
    Pike...............................6
    Shaibana...........................6
    shion..............................4
    Formalhaut.........................3
    Lockharted.........................3
    Rantz..............................2
    Shorty.............................2
    The White Wizard of Fynn...........2
    Laddy..............................1
    RSL................................1

    14. Most Thought-Provoking Member
    Dr Unne............................7
    Calliope...........................6
    Wolf Kanno.........................6
    chionos............................5
    Mister Adequate....................5
    Raistlin...........................5
    The Man............................4
    RSL................................1

    15. Most Chilled-Out Member
    Dat Matt..........................12
    Pheesh.............................8
    Rantz..............................8
    Del Murder.........................5
    Shiny..............................3
    escobert...........................2
    RSL................................1

    16. Most Passionate Member
    Loony BoB..........................8
    Jinx...............................7
    Shorty.............................7
    The Man............................5
    Aulayna............................4
    SuperMillionaire...................4
    Freya..............................3
    Lockharted.........................1
    RSL................................1
    Shlup..............................0

    17. Most Enigmatic Member
    Christmas.........................11
    SuperMillionaire..................10
    metagloria.........................8
    Quin...............................4
    Del Murder.........................2
    Mirage.............................1
    Spuuky.............................1
    RSL................................1

    18. Most Stylish Member
    Shorty.............................8
    Lockharted.........................7
    Shiny..............................7
    Fujiko.............................6
    Chris..............................4
    The White Wizard of Fynn...........3
    Rantz..............................1
    RSL................................1

    19. Most Wacky Member
    Christmas..........................9
    DK.................................7
    Jinx...............................5
    Sephex.............................5
    SuperMillionaire...................4
    Spooniest..........................3
    ToriJ..............................3
    Dat Matt...........................1
    Shauna.............................1
    RSL................................1

    20. Most Missed Member
    Jiro..............................13
    Christmas..........................9
    Cuchulainn.........................4
    Rye................................4
    eestlinc...........................2
    Owen Macwere.......................2
    RSL................................2

    21. Best Staffer
    Psychotic.........................12
    Freya..............................5
    Scotty_ffgamer.....................5
    Shauna.............................4
    Dat Matt...........................3
    Rantz..............................3
    Shorty.............................3
    Lockharted.........................2
    o_O................................2
    RSL................................1

    22. Best Veteran
    Sephex.............................9
    Pike...............................8
    Bubba..............................4
    The Man............................4
    Calliope...........................3
    Jinx...............................3
    Rocket Edge........................3
    Aulayna............................2
    sharkythesharkdogg.................2
    RSL................................1

    23. Best Newbie
    MissH..............................9
    LocoColt04.........................7
    fat_moogle.........................6
    Miss Mae...........................5
    Rin Heartilly......................5
    Jdeadevil..........................1
    Rez09..............................1
    ToriJ..............................1
    RSL................................1

    24. Best Chatter
    Lonely Paper Star..................7
    Shauna.............................6
    noxious.sunshine...................5
    Shaibana...........................4
    starlet............................4
    o_O................................3
    The Man............................1
    RSL................................1
    Parker............................-1

    25. Best Artist
    DrAssenov.........................11
    Pete for President................10
    The White Wizard of Fynn...........4
    Bravely Proto......................3
    shion..............................3
    starlet............................3
    Eminence...........................2
    RSL................................1

    26. Cutest Couple
    Bubba & MissH.....................10
    sharkythesharkdogg & shion.........9
    Lockharted & Pheesh................5
    Fujiko & o_O.......................3
    Loony BoB & smittenkitten..........3
    Mister Adequate & Pike.............3
    Værn & starlet.....................3
    Dat Matt & Shauna..................2
    Denmark & Jinx.....................2
    Del Murder & Miriel................1
    RSL & RSL's Hat....................1

    27. Best Thread
    The Ongoing Adventures of Teedus and Wakka...................17
    Proper Football season 2014-2015 thread.......................5
    The Eyes on Final Fantasy Pronunciation Challenge.............5
    Gender: Fact or Feeling?......................................3
    FF Photoshop Contest..........................................2
    RSL...........................................................1

    28. Best Post
    Fifty-five Fun Final Fantasy Facts (Pike).....................8
    Canadian Massage (shion)......................................7
    Gender: Fact or Feeling? (Aulayna)............................6
    Nirvana (Levian)..............................................5
    Locky West (chionos)..........................................4
    What Final Fantasy Tactics Advance Means to Me (Pike).........4
    RSL...........................................................1

    29. Best Article Series
    E3 2014 Coverage (Aulayna)...................................12
    FanArt Friday (Loony BoB & Bravely Proto)....................10
    Better Know A Fiend (Colonel Angus)...........................6
    Final Fantasy XIV Movie/Song References (Lockharted)..........5
    RSL...........................................................1

    30. Best Let's Play
    Final Fantasy X (Shauna and Dat Matt).........................7
    Final Fantasy III (Psychotic).................................6
    Resident Evil 2 (Old Manus)...................................5
    Steam List (Pike).............................................4
    XCOM: Enemy Within (Skyblade).................................4
    Five Nights at Freddy's (Sephex)..............................3
    The Sims 3 (Psychotic)........................................2
    The Sims 4 (Psychotic)........................................2
    Left 4 Dead 2 (Psychotic, Dat Matt, Shauna and Baloki)........1
    RSL...........................................................1

    31. Get Banned
    Spooniest.........................12
    noxious.sunshine...................9
    escobert...........................4
    Jinx...............................3
    Steve..............................3
    Sephex.............................2
    The Man............................2
    ToriJ..............................2
    RSL................................1

    32. Become The Next EoFF Staff Member
    The White Wizard of Fynn..........13
    Aulayna...........................12
    Sephex.............................5
    Bubba..............................4
    Jinx...............................4
    Spooniest..........................3
    RSL................................1

    33. Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
    Colonel Angus.....................16
    MissH.............................11
    LocoColt04.........................6
    fat_moogle.........................4
    Jdeadevil..........................1
    RSL................................1

    34. Make You Hammer the Rep Button
    Psychotic.........................11
    DK................................10
    Sephex.............................6
    Colonel Angus......................3
    Bubba..............................2
    Dat Matt...........................2
    Scotty_ffgamer.....................2
    RSL................................1

    35. Be the Lead Singer in an EoFF Rock Band
    Bubba..............................15
    Jinx...............................8
    Spooniest..........................5
    Pheesh.............................4
    Lockharted.........................3
    Rantz..............................3
    RSL................................1

    36. Have Your Back in a Zombie Apocalypse
    fire_of_avalon.....................9
    Lone Wolf Leonhart.................8
    escobert...........................5
    Bubba..............................4
    Jiro...............................4
    Mister Adequate....................4
    Psychotic..........................4
    Shauna.............................1
    RSL................................1

    37. Become a Supervillain
    Raistlin...........................8
    Jinx...............................7
    Quin...............................7
    Del Murder.........................6
    Vivi22.............................5
    Psychotic..........................4
    RSL................................1

    38. Become a Published Author
    Miss Mae..........................11
    Pike...............................9
    Mister Adequate....................6
    The White Wizard of Fynn...........5
    Aulayna............................3
    Shorty.............................2
    Lockharted.........................1
    shion..............................1
    RSL................................1

    39. Make a Living as a Pro-Gamer
    Pike..............................14
    Wolf Kanno.........................6
    Psychotic..........................5
    Bolivar............................4
    ToriJ..............................4
    Mister Adequate....................2
    Dat Matt...........................1
    NeoCracker.........................1
    Sephex.............................1
    RSL................................1

    40. Rule the World
    Psychotic.........................12
    Loony BoB.........................11
    Del Murder.........................7
    Mister Adequate....................7
    Shlup..............................3
    RSL................................1

    41. Have a Triple Breast Implant Operation
    Steve..............................8
    Jinx...............................6
    NeoCracker.........................6
    Raistlin...........................5
    noxious.sunshine...................4
    Dat Matt...........................3
    I Took The Red Pill................2
    Shorty.............................1
    RSL................................1

    42. Be Driven Insane by EoFF Going Down
    Jinx..............................13
    Loony BoB.........................11
    Sephex.............................5
    shion..............................3
    Shorty.............................3
    Colonel Angus......................1
    Lone Wolf Leonhart.................1
    Shauna.............................1
    RSL................................1
    Dat Matt...........................0

    43. Drink Themselves into an Early Grave
    Spooniest..........................8
    noxious.sunshine...................7
    smittenkitten......................7
    Jinx...............................5
    Sephex.............................3
    Loony BoB..........................2
    Shorty.............................2
    DK.................................1
    RSL................................1

    44. Win an EoFF Thunderdome
    Psychotic.........................11
    Flying Mullet......................9
    shion..............................7
    Del Murder.........................4
    Pike...............................2
    Mister Adequate....................1
    RSL................................1

    45. Become the CEO of Square-Enix
    Wolf Kanno........................20
    Loony BoB..........................9
    Freya..............................4
    Del Murder.........................3
    Bolivar............................2
    RSL................................1

    46. Bomb the Offices of Square-Enix
    Sephiroth..........................9
    Jiro...............................5
    The Man............................5
    Vivi22.............................4
    Wolf Kanno.........................4
    Loony BoB..........................3
    Psychotic..........................2
    ToriJ..............................2
    RSL................................1

    47. Secretly Elope
    Old Manus & SuperMillionaire...........9
    Psychotic & Steve......................8
    Old Manus & Christmas..................5
    Psychotic & Shorty.....................5
    Lockharted & Shorty....................5
    The Man & Mass Repping.................3
    RSL & RSL's hat. I don't mean to judge,
    but they've been living in sin this
    whole time.............................1

    48. Be Second Accounts of Each Other
    Jiro & ToriJ......................15
    Pike & Mister Adequate.............6
    Psychotic & Steve..................5
    Dat Matt & Shauna..................4
    Vivi22 & The Man...................4
    Spuuky & Raistlin..................2
    The Man & Mister Adequate..........1
    RSL & RSL..........................1

    49. Fight Each Other to the Death
    Shorty & Loony BoB.................8
    Bolivar & Vivi22...................7
    Freya & Lockharted.................6
    Bolivar & Skyblade.................5
    Del Murder & Psychotic.............4
    Psychotic & Steve..................4
    The Man & Raistlin.................2
    RSL & RSR, RSL's embarrassingly
    racist Japanese doppelganger from
    the World War II era RSL pulp
    adventures.........................1

    50. Become a Successful Tag Team
    Psychotic & DK...................14
    Lockharted & Shorty...............8
    Dat Matt & Shauna.................5
    Psychotic & Loony BoB.............5
    Shlup & Miriel....................5
    RSL & RSL's luchador mask, which
    adds a playful yet intimidating
    air to RSL's hat..................1
    Freya & Yar.......................0

    Highwind Winners:
    Forums Highwind: Psychotic
    Frontsite Highwind: Lockharted
    Social Media Highwind: Dat Matt
    Technical Highwind: o_O
    Chat Highwind: Lonely Paper Star

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dat Matt
    #50 – MLT become a successful tag team

    Pheesh: - This is it folks, the winter 2014 Ciddies are finally upon us and believe us that there will be some battling for the top spot!
    Jinx: - That's right Pheesh! And we'll be starting off this year’s event with a real battle indeed! Here before us tonight we'll see fight for most likely to become a successful tag team by having each of our members facing off against one another in the Thunderdome!
    Pheesh: - That's right, 6 teams, 11 fighters! Here comes our first contestants!


    ***”Wannabe”plays on the PA system. Dat Matt and Shauna enter the stage***


    Pheesh: - It's EoFF's power couple – Team Shauna! Funny fact Jinx, when Matt joined the forums he used to be called “Mr. Shauna”.
    Jinx: - I heard about this. There were rumours that Matt wasn't a real person and Shauna was just desperately lonely so made a second account to pretend she wasn't single.
    Pheesh: - Is that right? I was under the impression that she made him up to prevent Dr. Blues from trying to make sweet passionate love to her through his computer monitor. The stories we hear as commentators folks!
    Jinx: - Would you check out Matt! He is flexing his muscles for the fans.
    Pheesh: - And Shauna is looking embarrassed. She's telling him that he doesn't have muscles and he should just stop.
    Jinx: - Seems those two are already off to a good start. As seen by their lets plays Matt is always showing off and Shauna keeps laughing at him. What a pair. They've now entered the ring. Here comes our next challengers!!


    ***”All by Myself” plays on the PA system. Freya appears from the door***


    Pheesh: - And it looks like Freya has shown up. But where is Yar?
    Jinx: - I heard that he's talking a long hiatus at the moment. This will be an easy tag team match for the Shauna's!!
    Pheesh: - Freya has entered the ring and it looks like we'll be getting underway now. Let’s pass it over to our referee Shiny!


    ***Shiny takes a mic***


    Shiny: - Alright I want a good clean fight. No hitting below the belt. No negative comments in Moogle Hugs. Let’s get ready to rumble!!!


    ***A bell at the side of the ring dings***


    Pheesh: - And it looks like we're underway.
    Jinx: - That's right. Freya is looking a little bit confused. She's up against the might of the Shaunas on her own. How will she handle this situation?
    Pheesh: - It looks like Matt has thrown the first attack! It's episode 49 of Lets Play Final Fantasy X HD. He's asked Freya to promote the article to the front site!
    Jinx: – If I recall, the Shauna's are also well known for their Lets Plays. Maybe even more than being staff members!
    Pheesh: – Freya has managed to shrug of the first promotion, but Shauna has thrown another Episode!
    Jinx: – Matt has laid another episode on her
    Pheesh: – This is horrible. Freya is trying to catch up with these promotions. She's missed 3 episodes now! She's tried to promote all of them at the same time but the formatting has become messed up!
    Jinx: – She managed to get them up, but they look disorganised and all over the place
    Pheesh: – And what's this now? Shauna has liked all the posts over on our Eyes on Final Fantasy page causing endless notifications on Freya's work PC! It looks like Freya has been pulled up for being on Facebook at work! It looks like she's been taken away to the manager’s office for a disciplinary!
    Pheesh: – And the crowd is going wild folks. The Shauna's have dealt with the first tag team of Freya and Yar!
    Jinx: – It wasn't really much of a tag team. Yar is still missing so of course the Shauna's had no problems winning a on a two vs one.


    ***”Take Me Home, Country Roads” starts playing from the PA system***


    Pheesh: – Our next challengers have appeared. It's Lockharted and Shorty.
    Jinx: – Another powerhouse tag team! Shorty and Lockharted have a strong working relationship as staff members.
    Pheesh: – That's right. Lockharted tells me backstage how Shorty is the coolest. They are totally BFFs. Looks like they have entered the ring and are wasting no time getting right down to it!


    ***Lockharted Jumps on Shauna. Shorty advances towards Dat Matt***


    Jinx: – My lord. Lockharted has already glomped Shauna. She appears to be fondling her breasts.
    Pheesh: – There was talk that Shauna and Lockharted are hot for one another when we all visited the UK. Seems these rumours were true.
    Jinx: – Why wasn't I invited to this lovely gathering?
    Pheesh: - Because word on the street is you stinxs,
    Jinx: - How cruel. It looks like Shorty is also trying to take down Dat Matt.
    Pheesh: – There does appear to be a lot of finger wagging from Shorty. Maybe some stern words are being said?
    Jinx: – Dat Matt does not seem to be affected by the general nagging however. He seems to be laughing it off. A chant of “nerds” from Dat Matt appears to have Shorty on the floor laughing. OH MY LORD MATT HAS UNLEASHED A PUN BARRAGE ON SHORTY! SHE SEEMS TO BE CRIPPLED FROM LAUGHTER!
    Pheesh: – She never stood a chance. Matt is known for his random nature and comedy stylings. Looks like she couldn't take the Pun-ishment?
    Jinx: – That was awful and you should feel bad. Shiny has had to cart off shorty. She's out of the competition. It does look like Lockharted has stepped up her molestation assault on Shauna. She has managed to strip Shauna down of all her clothes while Matt was distracted!
    Pheesh: – That's what you get on pay per view Thunderdome folks.
    Jinx: – Shauna has turned a shade of red I've never seen a human make. Screams are coming from the ring folks.


    ***Shauna stops moving and collapses to the floor.***


    Jinx: – I DON'T BELEIVE THIS FOLKS! IT APPEARS THAT SHAUNA HAS LITERALLY DIED FROM EMBARESSMENT!
    Pheesh: – Our ref Shiny has confirmed that Shauna does not have a pulse. That's our first confirmed murder folks. Only on the Thunderdome will you see nudity and death!
    Jinx: – You're a sick sick man. It appears that Dat Matt has entered a furious rage. He seems to have been driven insane from losing Shauna and is heading straight towards Lockharted!!
    Pheesh: – How will Lockharted get out of this!?


    ***Lockharted grabs mic***


    Lockharted: - “All my life has been a series of doors in my face. And then suddenly I run into you.”
    Jinx: – What is she doing? She's going to get mauled!


    ***Dat Matt Grabs Mic***


    Dat Matt: - “I was thinking the same thing! 'Cause like I've been searching my whole life to find my own place”
    Jinx: – Are they singing? Why he joining in? What's going on here?
    Pheesh: – They are singing in duet... RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
    Jinx: – Pheesh. What are you doing..?


    ***Pheesh runs from the commentators box and into the ring***


    Pheesh: – SINGING WITH THIS JERK!? AND YOU! SING A DUET WITH MY GIRL WILL YOU!


    ***Pheesh pulls out a set of drum sticks and impales them in Dat Matt's Eyes***


    Jinx: - HOLY CRAP! AM I SEEING THIS RIGHT!?
    Psychotic: – Looks like Dat Matt isn't seeing at all.
    Jinx: – Son of a bee sting when did you get here.
    Psychotic: – I saw an opportunity to commentate a Thunderdome and I just had to jump in. I'm a born narrator after all! I mean, check out my Lets Play Final Fantasy III if you like my commentating!
    Jinx: – I'm sure everyone watches that. Right!? Everyone?


    ***Thunderdome goes silent***


    Psychotic: – Thanks for the support. Like and subscribe for more hilarious commentating!
    Jinx: – Yeah, will totally do that for the 36th time. Thanks for reminding us.
    Psychotic: – Anytime. So tell us what's happening in the ring?
    Jinx: – It appears that Dat Matt is on the floor. Having two stick being impaled into his head probably killed him.
    Psychotic: – It's a fair assumption to make. Pheesh also appears to be talking to Lockharted.
    Jinx: - Looks like Lockharted doesn't appreciate the fact that Pheesh killed her duet partner and has walked off the stage in a humph.
    Psychotic: – He seems to be chasing after her. Poor lad. I hope he manages to sort that out.
    Jinx: – Me too. They are a cute couple. Maybe cute enough to be worthy of an award!Psychotic: – Only time will tell! Let’s go back to the ring


    ***There are no fighters in the ring***


    Jinx: – What's going on down there?
    Psychotic: – If you've been paying attention. Dat Matt was impaled by drumsticks, Shauna died from embarrassment, Freya was taken into the manager’s office for being on Facebook, Yar was a no show, Lockharted has stormed away and Shorty was carted off in due to fits of laughter.
    Jinx: – Wow. So is anyone left to fight?
    Psychotic: – It looks like another team is going down now! Who could it be?


    ***”Park Life” starts playing on the PA system. Loony BoB and DK enter the arena***


    Jinx: – Hey it's our next team. Loony BoB and DK! They work great together. This should be an interesting team.


    ***They start fighting immediately***


    Jinx: – Wait. What's going on? Why are they fighting one another?
    Psychotic: – Oh, don't you know the roster? I'm on both of their teams. I'm a well requested man you see. I want to see which one I should pair off with in so I'm letting them have a little tussle first.
    Jinx: – That seems unnecessary and cruel.
    Psychotic: – THEY WILL FIGHT FOR MY LOVE!!!!!


    ***Pheesh renters the commentators box***


    Pheesh: – GET DOWN THERE YOU BRITISH BASTARD!


    ***Pheesh throws psychotic into the ring from the commentators box***


    Jinx: – Welcome back. How are things with Lockharted?
    Pheesh: – She's locked herself in the dressing room and won’t come out. I figured I'd get back to work while she calms down.
    Jinx: – Smart move. Well what you missed is that DK and Loony BoB are having a brawl for who gets to be the tag team partner of Psychotic.
    Pheesh: - Crazy Brits. Loony BoB doesn't have a chance. Psychotic is super racist towards Kiwis.
    Jinx: – Wow. He hid that well.
    Pheesh: – That's true. He was seething with rage at Loony BoB's wedding. He was asked to be the best man you know.
    Jinx: – Was he? Surely they must be good friends?
    Pheesh: – No, he was just looking for an opportunity to overthrow Loony BoB and become EoFF's next top Admin. Crying shame for Loony BoB.
    Jinx: – That it is. It appears that Loony BoB and DK still seem to be brawling. What about Psychotic?
    Pheesh: – He appears to be sitting in a reading chair drinking a cup of tea
    Jinx: – Where did he even get that from?
    Pheesh: – No one knows how this man operates. We just roll with it.


    ***”Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” plays on the PA system***


    Pheesh: – Could this be our last team?


    ***Shlup and Miriel appear on stage***


    Jinx: – Our second female tag team of the match. How will they impact this now 5 way brawl?


    ***DK picks up mic***


    DK: – About time they showed up. Must have been taking too long to get ready putting on make-up and dresses because they are girls. This fight will be easy because they're girls.
    Jinx: – Wow. He's really hitting that sexism home. What a jerk.
    DK: – Did I mention girls suck? Must be hard being lesser of the two sexes.


    ***Shlup and Miriel fly into a furious rage***


    Jinx: – As expected, the two of them are now destroying DK for his sexist remarks. They really do not like when someone makes fun of women. Shlup has grabbed him from behind and Miriel is laying in punch after punch into him.
    Pheesh: – That is fair enough. It looks like Psychotic has tried to intervene. He's asked them politely to stop beating on men. A standard administrative response to trouble from the admins..
    DK: – I think that women should not dress in suggestive clothing if they do not want bad things happening to them. Women are entirely to blame when these things happen


    ***Shlup snaps DK's neck***


    Jinx: – OOOOHHH MMYYYYY GHHHOOODDDD!!! She has just snapped DK's neck. That boy is well and truly out of this competition on account of being dead!
    Pheesh: – It would appear that snapping at members is not something that the admins encourage. Psychotic has stepped in and closed this Thunderdome on account of getting off topic.


    ***Miriel flies into a it of anger***


    Miriel: – WE WILL NOT BE SCILENCED!!
    Jinx: – OH MY GOD SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!


    ***There is a large explosion in the ring. Miriel appears to have blown up in a fit of rage***


    Jinx: – OH MY SMURFING GOD SHE LITERALLY JUST BLEW UP! PSYCHOTIC DID NOT GET AVOID THE EXPLOSION! MIRIEL AND PSYCHOTIC'S BODY PARTS ARE ALL OVER THE THUNDERDOME!
    Pheesh: – That's what happens when you close threads Jinx. Members blow up in a fit of anger. It appears this time it was more severe however.
    Loony BoB: – He's dead..?
    Pheesh: – It looks like the effects of the explosion are only now reaching Loony BoB.
    Loony BoB: – HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND YOU BASTARDS!


    ***Loony BoB grabs the gibbed arm of Psychotic***


    Loony BoB: – GIVE HIM BACK!!!
    Jinx: – ARE WE SEEING THIS!? LOONY BOB IS BEATING UP SHLUP WITH THE ARM OF THE RECENTLY DECEASED PSYCHOTIC!!!
    Pheesh: – I keep saying Pay Per View Thunderdome is the best. This is why!


    ***Loony BoB wails around on Shlup with Psychotics' arm. He smacks her head so hard it flies off***


    Jinx: – GOOD GOD SHE'S BEEN DECAPTATED BY A DEAD MANS ARM! THIS IS THE MOST INCREDBILE THING I'VE EVER SEEN ON THE THUNDEROME!
    Shiny: – As the only remaining member of the Thunderdome. I declare Loony BoB and Psychotic the Winner of this Thunderdome Tag Team!
    Pheesh: – And there you have it folks! Loony BoB is the winner of this Thunderdome! I would say give him a hand, but he already has more than enough!
    Jinx: - … I hate you so much.



    “Also awards and such. Man I'll look stupid if Psychotic and BoB don't win” – Dat Matt, 2014
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    Lockharted has already glomped Shauna. She appears to be fondling her breasts.
    Just gonna leave that there.

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    fits of laughter ahahaaha I love it

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