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    PUT MORE EGG NOG IN IT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
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    I'm drinkin eggnog
    shion is from da streetz yo. Keepin' it real!
    The mean streets of Rockland Ontario

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    Also, no rum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    PUT MORE EGG NOG IN IT
    Forgetting something...?

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    True story, I hear they used to call shion 'White Thunder'. Everyone would run away in fear when she approached, because she never said thank you or held the door open for other friendly Canadians.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    True story, I hear they used to call shion 'White Thunder'. Everyone would run away in fear when she approached, because she never said thank you or held the door open for other friendly Canadians.
    At least I apologized afterwards


    I'm not a monster

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    No not a shion anecdote, doubtlessly true though it may be.

    It rhymes with beach.

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    I dunno aboot that, White Thunder.
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    I didn't see you posted the thing, Award Bloke. Sorry. :3

    Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Angus

    MLT Fight Each Other to the Death


    One thing Eyes on Final Fantasy is known for it's epic rivalries. No matter how petty the reason, the hate runs thick within these walls. Which of these blood rivals is Most Likely to Fight Each Other to the Death?


    Bolivar vs. Skyblade- Two members with strong opinions on everything including, but not limited to, Final Fantasy. When you get these two strong wills against each other, you know it's got to be epic. Will these two fight to the death, or will they just fizzle with a warning.


    Bolivar vs. ViVi22- The bullheaded Bolivar often locks horns with another of our hard-headed members, ViVi22. Neither of these gents will back down from their strong opinions, but will they take it to that next level? A banhammer may be the only thing that prevents these two from wiping each other off the map.


    Del Murder vs. Psychotic- These two have wanted at each other's throats since Del was on staff. Each one tries to remain civil for the children, but you know that their blood boils when they see the most current post in any thread is made by the other. Will Del cover the floor in Psycho's blood, or will Psycho use his powers of Admin and post gay porn under Del's account, then perma-banning Del for it?


    Freya vs. Lockharted- The most cataclystic cat fight on this board. One cannot make a suggestion without the other using that as their litter box. These two Senior Editors of the EoFF staff are always clawing at the other's neck, trying to maintain dominance of the front page.


    Psychotic vs. Steve- Unlike his rivalry with Del Murder, Psychotic's rivalry with Steve is completely due to sexual tension. These two Brits do everything they can to not admit their physical admiration of each other, even if it means hurting each other in the process.


    Shorty vs. Loony BoB- One person thinks they're in charge and the other is the owner of EoFF. These two have butted heads quite a few times over the years, usually ending in one of them in tears (okay, ending with BoB in tears). Will these two ever bury the hatchet? Or will that hatchet end up buried in one of their heads?


    The Man vs. Raistlin- For all his battles on this board, it's quite shocking The Man has only nomination in this category. However, if he's going to go toe-to-toe with anyone here, it might as well be Raistlin. Both use their words to knock each other around, but it's getting to the point were that'll no longer suffice and fists might take their place. The question begs, will it end there?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lockharted
    WELCOME TO EYES ON FINAL FANTASY KNOCKOUT!

    This little category of the Ciddies features some forum favourites being pitted against one another, but just how would these fights to the death work out? And more importantly, who would win... Lucky for you I happened to hold a small underground knockout contest and found out...


    Bolivar vs Skyblade
    These two will fight strong forever, but eventually one has to go down. The first to fall is sadly Skyblade. Boliver pulls a cruel trick out and manages to turn the audience against Skyblade - weakening his defenses so he can finish him off!

    Winner - Bolivar




    Bolivar vs Vivi22
    Bolivar is up for his second battle in the EoFF Knockout, this time with gobtroute Canadian Vivi22. He's not feeling as strong from his last battle, and Vivi22 has a slew of dirty tricks up his sleeve. He manages to blind poor Bolivar by throwing sand in his eyes. Vivi22 takes this one.

    Winner = Vivi22





    Del Murder vs Psychotic
    One of them has Murder in their name, and the other is Psychotic... who can win in this battle of wits? It would have to go to the Mafia man himself, Del Murder. This is almost Pantomime - both gentleman rile up the audience before one of them is the fastest to draw... In this round it is Del Murder with a gangster gunshot.


    Winner = Del Murder




    Freya vs Lockharted
    Editor vs Editor. This is truly a catfight. This is Buffy vs Faith. This is a battle that neither of these ladies wants to lose. They're both too stubborn to stop and end up knocking each other out before anyone gets the upper hand. Hair is being ripped out, tits are being punched, asses are being kicked, fingers are being bitten, and fighting words being thrown left, right, and centre.

    Winner = Nobody...




    Psychotic vs Steve
    Sore from his loss to Del Murder, Psychotic is holding back nothing against his opponent Steve. Steve finds himself too busy flirting with all the birds in the audience that he doesn't realise a strategically placed pile of troute on the floor, which he slips on, and ends up falling arse over tit in his double denim. Psychotic wins.

    Winner = Psychotic




    Shorty vs Loony BoB
    Look, there's no easy way to say this but BoB you can't go up against Shorty and expect to win. Shorty wins. The battle begins with Shorty in a vicious rage running at Loony BoB, who cowers and tries to talk his way out - Shorty lands a killer punch without thinking twice.

    Winner = Shorty




    The Man vs Raistlin
    There is not a single punch thrown in this fight. This is a fight fought with straw men, sources, and obscure articles. This is a fight built on logic and fought out with words. The only loser in this fight is the poor audience who have to sit through the relentless 'fight'.

    Loser = The audience




    So there we have it... Let's see who you voted as Most Likely to Fight Each Other to Death!!!
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    WOOOOO


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    ahahahahahahhaa

    that last one, locky xD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Angus
    Here's the third speech. I hope I did a good job. This one was a little tougher.
    Awww CA. Bless.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lockharted
    Winner = Del Murder
    What! Do you not realised this actually happened and I won?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lockharted
    Steve finds himself too busy flirting with all the birds in the audience that he doesn't realise a strategically placed pile of troute on the floor, which he slips on, and ends up falling arse over tit in his double denim. Psychotic wins.
    Oh you more than redeemed yourself here

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    Yeah, that last one. Funny 'cause it's true!

    Edit: Ciddies happen too fast for an old man!

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