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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx
    It's not secret (as much as they'd like you to think it is) that a lot of people here at EoFF are in love. So in love, in fact, that they're willing to spirit away to have a secret wedding without friends or family in attendance. Not to mention all of us here at EoFF.

    And you know what? That's just sad. These fine individuals deserve to have a TRUE destination wedding of their dreams, so I've sat down and spent days at it, but I've come up with a beautiful dream wedding for each of these lovely "secret" couples.


    Old Manus and SuperMillionaire

    Our first couple is Old Manus and SuperMillonaire. They will have a traditional church wedding (mostly because SuperMillionaire wouldn't allow it to take place anywhere else) and instead of vows, the couple will read clips of entertainment news to one another. Women especially are asked to cover up and wear no makeup. There will be no alcohol of any kind at their reception, however, when Manus found out what I was doing for them, he asked me to book Miley Cyrus as the music for the night. "I just want to keep the spontaneity in our relationship," he told me.


    Old Manus and Christmas



    I'm usually opposed to bigamy, but I can see how happy? Mold Anus makes my good friend Christmas, so I decided to plan their wedding, which will take place next to this dead animal carcuss. I'm sure Christmas will agree that the rotting stench will help cover up Mold Anus' smellyness, while setting a backdrop that really reflect the couple. Christmas' vows will be a long string of and Mold Anus will say nothing at all.


    Psychotic and Shorty

    This wedding will take place in Cardiff, at the Doctor Who Experience. Guests are asked to arrive as their favorite Doctor Who villain, while bride and groom will dress as River Song and the Master. (I didn't say it was a match made in Heaven, merely a bad ass one.) Reception refreshments will include bananas, fish fingers and custard, and Jammie Dodgers.


    Psychotic and Steve



    I've decided to go a different route with this one. These are simple men with simple tastes. The game will be held in Minecraft and medium-rare steak will be served.


    Lockharted and Shorty

    These two ladies are very special and have a loooooooooooooot of different interests. Because of that, I've decided their wedding will be held in Orlando, FL. The ceremony will take place at Universal Studios, cocktail hour in Harry Potter World, and the reception at Disney World. Because of the several locations, guests are encouraged to wear their favorite super hero, Harry Potter, or Disney costume! It's going to be a wild ride! (Mostly because there will be lots of rides to ride.)


    The Man and Mass Repping

    This wedding will take place where the love first blossomed: Aaron Freed's bedroom. There will be no guests. There will be no vows. Just The Man, repping anyone who hates Republicans, MRAs, and drug laws.


    I hope all of these wonderful couples find true happiness and bliss, and it was such an honor to plan out these weddings for them! What EoFF has put together, let know poor internet connection tear assunder.
    mfw you post

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    I need to stop doing that.

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    Old Manus & SuperMillionaire Old Manus & Christmas Psychotic & Shorty
    Psychotic & Steve Lockharted & Shorty The Man & Mass Repping

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    I have been to like three of these places... with various different EoFFers. 2spooky.

    (I did not get married there)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    What does the T stand for in JiroT though?

    ~it is a mystery~
    Isn't it obvious? If they are second accounts of each other, the J in ToriJ stands for Jiro and the T in JiroT stands for Tori.

    I am just... that ace!

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    Proto has cracked the code. Bring him a medal, STAT!

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    SOMEONE RAISE THE REP LIMIT

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    okay, that's weird

    i definitely posted that speech after award bloke had posted the header for this award.......

    welp
    mfw you post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    SOMEONE RAISE THE REP LIMIT
    mfw you post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    Proto has cracked the code. Bring him a medal, STAT!
    World Bureau of Metal Statistics

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