Terry Bradshaw
Locktaire Fizzlequeef
Edgaroni and Cheese
Sabin Absalot
Emotion Oprah Suicide Complex
Edgy Shrouded Figure
Blueish Color Scheme
Enemy Skills? Get the f*** out of here.
Gambit
Inexplicable Mascot all of a sudden
Oh crap we need an old magic dude
Bratty Japanese Stereotype
The Abominable Assrag
Fantheory Argument