Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
I own a guitar
I don't play one
I'm trying to change that but I'm having trouble with even the most basic of chords. It seems I'm too stupid to hold down more than on string at the same time. My tiny tiny fingers are not helping.

Are you having any trouble pressing down on the strings? Your guitar's neck may be warped from being exposed to extreme temperatures...pretty common, in my experience. Take it to a guitar repairman and have him adjust the truss rod. Tell him you want low action, but you don't want any buzz on the strings. These fixes take all of two minutes if he knows what he's doing.

The situation should now be improved. If you have to wrestle with the dang thing, you're never going to get down to really practicing.