Would you agree to teleport your waste into Iceglow?
A genie offers you the following deal:
- Whenever your body has finished with a drop of pee or a bit of poo, it will teleport into the equivalent place in Iceglow's bladder/bowels
You would never need to go again and Iceglow would have to go twice as much.
wha... what
I would eat the cheapest Mexican food I can find I tell you
Well I have a pretty good deal right now whereby Iceglow pays me for my waste, so as long as he continues his weekly payment then sure, why not.
He's already full of sh*t, why add more?
Sorry, Iceglow. This deal is too good to pass up.
you guys may not know this but fecal transfer is a legit (though unsupported by the FDA) method for treatment of some bowel diseases
so
unless iceglow was sick with one and wanted some of my microbiome
no
I did in fact know this and apparently it might fix my colon problem.Originally Posted by krissy
I'm still gonna pass.
Now I assume that only one of us would be able to transport our waste to poor Iceglow? If we all decided to do this then at the very least Iceglow will spend the rest of his life on the toilet. The most likely outcome though is that there will be severe internal hemorrhaging and he will suffer an extremely painful death.
Yes. maybe he would post shorter posts since he'd have to hurry off to the potty so often. Or, maybe it would cause him to write even longer posts since he was sitting on the potty so much, bored. Oh no this could be bad.
Into where‽
Are you fishing for "best thread summer 2015 ciddies" already?
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
Poor Iceglow. Always getting
dumped on.
My reaction when reading this:
"DAMN IT!"
Made me laugh anyway.
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