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    ZOMG! Would you kick a wasps nest if every time you kicked it a great deal of cash fell out

    Note: the wasps are angry and you are not wearing any protective gear.

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    How much is "a great deal"? I mean that's relative. What I think is a great deal of cash and what Mitt Romney thinks is a great deal are very different! He's so small-time!

    (Yes, I absolutely would)

    e; no wait better idea! I'd pay impressionable kids £/$20 to kick the nest and run, then when they're off getting gored by wasps, I'd take the money.

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    No.


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    What are the wasps angry about? I need to know. Like, what if they're angry because their wasp girlfriends left them for a big buff hornet? Or because maybe they were drinking some nice wasp juice (honey?) at The Queen's Stinger but some douche bee knocks into them and it spills all down their nice stripey sweaters? I don't think I would want to make their wasp day any worse.

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    They are angry that humans exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    They are angry that humans exist.
    Then the wasps and I have something in common.

    And no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    They are angry that humans exist.
    Well that's just speciesist. smurf the bigoted little buggers, kick their god damn world to pieces.

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    no
    my well being is more important to me than money

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    Yes. I would buy myself a yellow jacket.

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    Considering you would have to leg it away from the wasps initially AND THEN return for the money that fell out... it sounds like a big risk. I would do it if the amount was substantial.

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    Picks up great deal of cash

    Runs faster than wasps

    Closes door (wasps cannot open doors)

    Easy

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    Only if the wasps were already attacking me and I had nothing to lose by kicking it.
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    How much cash per kick and how hard do I have to kick before it counts.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    I'd set up some det cord and have smoker or something. Assuming the money is worth the hassle and I could do something good with it.

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    There are many ways to avoid wasps without having to wear protective gear, so yes.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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