How many times would you kick Dat Matt if every time you got a Shauna?

[Shauna]

I would like three Shaunas because then I could play Castle Crashers or Left 4 Dead or Lesbian Clone Threesome with her.

I see this and raise you 4 kicks for an All-Shauna's L4D.

I can guarantee this would not go well. My "strategy" only works if there's someone still alive to revive me.