It's the Sophie's Choice of the Kicking threads.
The world couldn't handle more than one Shauna.
Dat Matt is a bro
I would like three Shaunas because then I could play Castle Crashers or Left 4 Dead or Lesbian Clone Threesome with her.
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Could you get each newly created Shauna to give poor old Matthew a swift kick, thus creating a perpetual Shauna motion machine?
Shauna Army represent
RE: Left 4 Dead Strats.
I need shauna to run in and die. Makes Sniping easier. Same applies for other games, like where she the PLD to my BLM in FFXIV. I like ranged she likes close and personal and that's why we're a team, and not because she has massive gazongas.
Anytime they had a fight, one of the Shaunas could threaten him:
"If you don't start behaving and stop farting in front of my mother, I'll kick you and then you'll have another Shauna to deal with!"
"Oh no please Shauna #414, eight hundred and eleven are enough!"
(The joke is that sometimes husbands are henpecked by their wives, and an increasingly large number of wives would intensify that.)