If you could be any EoFFer for a day who would you be?

[Pumpkin]

I'd be sharky because I don't like change so it would be easier to adapt since I'd still be in the same house and all. And I know we have eggnog in the fridge. That would be a gamble on someone else

Plus I could pee standing up

[Freya]

I'd be shiny so I could occasionally meet celebs and stuff

[Shiny]

I'd be Shiny because she's a smurfing baller. Literally the coolest person you'll ever meet in your entire life.

And yet you've never met me because you didn't want to pay/share a hotel to see X Japan.

Or was that me that didn't want to do that? I can't remember. I hate all hotels in the vicinity of Madison Square garden though because of reasons.

[Colonel Angus]

I would be Christmas, so I could go eat @ the Charlie Brown Cafe.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I'd be sharky. Apparently he has eggnog in the fridge.

[Calliope]

I would probably be Del Murder, because it would be very interesting to think that much of myself and have that much money. Many people would get interesting things delivered to them!

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I'd be Shiny because she's a smurfing baller. Literally the coolest person you'll ever meet in your entire life.

And yet you've never met me because you didn't want to pay/share a hotel to see X Japan.

Or was that me that didn't want to do that? I can't remember. I hate all hotels in the vicinity of Madison Square garden though because of reasons.

I'll make it up to you

[Bubba]

I would like to be any other male member of this forum just so I could feel normal and have a small/medium sized penis for a change. Having one as large as mine really does get a little uncomfortable.

[Sephex]

I would like to be any other male member of this forum just so I could feel normal and have a small/medium sized penis for a change. Having one as large as mine really does get a little uncomfortable.

Found your theme song, bro.

[Night Fury]

I'd be Lockharted, because she's super beautiful and her life is so glamorous to me. It looks like something off of a pinterest board.

Baw! Thank you honey! My life isn't too glamourous though! I'm currently sweating me little bum off after rolling out icing for the last hour!

[Psychotic]

I too would be Lockharted in light of this new information, because I would offer to rub aforementioned sweaty bum in the faces of various members of this here internet establishment in exchange for hard currency and make a bomb. ...metaphorical bomb.

[Pheesh]

Oh drop the act, you all just want to be Lockharted so you can spend the day with a boyfriend as handsome as me.

[Sephex]

Oh drop the act, you all just want to be Lockharted so you can spend the day with a boyfriend as handsome as me.

Y-yeah...th-that's i-it...

*drops spaghetti*

Oh god, I'm so sorry oh god no why does this always happentoaniceguylikeme

[Shlup]

I would probably be Del Murder, because it would be very interesting to think that much of myself and have that much money. Many people would get interesting things delivered to them!

I would be Del so I could finally figure out what he pretends to do at work all day, sitting around with this made up "actuary" bulltrout.

[Madame Adequate]

I'd be Del so I could find out what the hell he looks like. Then transfer all his baller $$$ to the real me.

Or Lonny Bob so I can make imp: a real smilie. After that I'd screw around with his spreadsheets and uninstall IE.