If you could be any EoFFer for a day who would you be?

[Night Fury]

I'd be Loony BoB and I'd mess with his computer and move all of his spreadsheets around and uninstall internet explorer huehuehuehuehuehuehueheuheueheuehueheheuheuheuhuehueheuheuheuheuheueheuheuheuhe

[Shorty]

I'd be Quin so I could spend my day at the buttflakes factory contributing my buttflakes into products where they are required.

[noxious.sunshine]

I'd be kotora.

Cuz he's cool.

[Shiny]

I'd be Psychotic so I can listen to people's money problems and then tell them, "Sorry, I can't help you." And then they'll put a gypsy curse on me after they die that I can only remove if I say a certain phrase to their dead corpse and then make them eat the paper the phrase is on and then make them eat the paper, but it doesn't work so I get pulled to the depths of Hell. Then I switch back to myself.

[Night Fury]

I'd be Psychotic so I can listen to people's money problems and then tell them, "Sorry, I can't help you." And then they'll put a gypsy curse on me after they die that I can only remove if I say a certain phrase to their dead corpse and then make them eat the paper the phrase is on and then make them eat the paper, but it doesn't work so I get pulled to the depths of Hell. Then I switch back to myself.

I think you're already Psychotic with a post like that xD

[krissy]

demon dude
so i could make a second account and post something about cats or diamonds or whatever

[Skyblade]

I'd be shion because she seems to always find something positive about whatever situation she's in.

[Yamaneko]

The Miller Family Dog

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I'd be Shiny because she's a smurfing baller. Literally the coolest person you'll ever meet in your entire life.

[Old Manus]

Genuinely disappointed nobody has copy pasted the RSL answer.

[Sephex]

No should want to be me.

It isn't worth the weight.

[Sephiroth]

I'd be in Bob's role and delete everyone who does not want to pay.

[Raistlin]

Genuinely disappointed nobody has copy pasted the RSL answer.

First thing I thought of.

I'd start of my day with a nice long stretch.

*strrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch*

Then I would hug all 2,342,332 of my giant stuffed Eeyore's and proceed to the kitchen for a hearty breakfast of Mountain Dew and bellybutton lint and mushrooms, since apparently I can't afford anything else. Then I'd put on my dad's super cool cowboy boots, and trim my beard. After that, KB would probably come in my apartment uninvited and a hug my beard. I would stare at him.

*staaaaaaaaaaaaare*

Then, it's into my racecar, and off to the lumbery place I work, where I would look over the invoices for hardwood maple poplar 2x3432's. I would get these from my secretary, Liz MacIntosh.

Hi Liz.

What's that? The invoices didn't come in! Tragedy! Get headquarters on the phone, woman! We have a situation on our hands!

I would continue flapping about like a chicken until it was time for work to end. Then I would go home, log on to #eoff and talk to that wonderful, kind, beautiful and spirited lady known as foa.

Me: Hi foa
foa: RSL
Me: what?
foa: *throws RSL to Moscow*

Then I would chill in Moscow for a while (haha! chill) and kill a Russian widow with naught but my bare hands and a tube of chapstick. Then I would ride foa's jetski back to my house for a well deserved rest.

Man, what a boring day. :/

[Slothy]

I'd be Del. I'd spend the day taking selfies and post them to the four corners of the internet and everywhere in between.

[noxious.sunshine]

demon dude
so i could make a second account and post something about cats or diamonds or whatever

Ooooo that's a good one.