Quote Originally Posted by Omni-Odin View Post
Lol, I feel like 15 years from now I'll be responding to a thread defending XIII because my '20s' were so nostalgic. And we'll be saying things like, "Welp, at least it's better than XXII is"
FFXXII released in 15 years sounds optimistic to me. They'll be more likely to still be working on the compilation of FFXV.

You'll have
- FFXV
- FFXV-2 - Fixing the problems of FFXV whilst simultaneously creating new ones
- FFXV-3 - The game that no-one wants but SE needs to make in order to tie up the loose ends of a story that no-one understands

PS Vita Exclusives
- FFXV-Crisis Talks - A minor character from FFXV has their back story revealed through a series of awkward conversations.
- FFXV-Dirge of Circumcision - A male protagonist from FFXV goes on a murderous rampage following a botched operation to remove his foreskin

Mobile games
- Cidney's Auto Repair - Touch screen game in which you must fix all manner of cars interspersed with gratuitous cleavage shots.
- Final Fantasy Cutz! - The FFXV characters open a hair salon. Different hairstyles available to decorate your characters for an upgraded package of only £15.99!
- Sim Chocobo - Interact with other chocobos in a real chocobo town! Laugh as your chocobo finds a job as an estate agent then whilst you're at work, your chocobo wife cheats on you with the blue chocobo across the road. Meanwhile, your 15-year-old chocobo daughter is pregnant and your 12-year-old chocobo son has been caught with cannabis at school. Oh the laughter!