The revived all new FFVII riddle thread (of awesome)

[Aerith's Knight]

Why would he say it's not chocobo farm? Unless it's a diversion!

Don't forget.

Remember.

Miniscule a task though it might be
Tiny by comparison, certainly
Chocobo riding is not part of the main plot, to be sure
Later in the game but a little early
Late compared to the Midgar start, but early compared to the main plotline
Done with the help of the absentee
All the missing chocobo's who didn't find a rider
Reality, the kind that you dare not dream
Chocobo's for everyone at Chocobo farm!
Midgar the solution, it would seem
They have the money for the chocobos.
So a journey begins for you and I
Chocobo's allow you to travel places, a journey!
Farewell, this may be the final goodbye
With the Chocobo in your grasp, you say goodbye to the Chocobo farm, as a single tears goes it's lonely path on your cheek, you will always think fond memories of the place where it all started.
Don't forget.

Remember.

Don't forget...
I never will, Chocobo farm, I never will.


The answer is obviously Chocobo Farm.

[Loony BoB]

xD No.

[Sephex]

Summoning Holy or simply viewing that scene in the Ancient City with Bugenhagen.

[Carl the Llama]

Don't forget.
Don't forget to pick up the Enemy Skill Materia

Remember.

Miniscule a task though it might be
Tiny by comparison, certainly
Getting the Elemental Materia from the Shinra Tower

Later in the game but a little early
Done with the help of the absentee
This this refers to the healing LB from Aerith, who is the absentee.

Reality, the kind that you dare not dream
Midgar the solution, it would seem
Reality that refers to a huge mushroom cloud would be something people dread to dream about.

So a journey begins for you and I
Farewell, this may be the final goodbye
This refers to whether you are prepared to withstand his ultimate move.

Don't forget.

Remember.

Don't forget...

I think the answer is Beta which is obtainable from the Midgar Zolom

[Loony BoB]

Nope!

[Skyblade]

I've thought of two different answers which fit most of the clues, but they both fail to match up at one point.

Regaining Cloud's memories is an obvious one (kind of surprised no-one has mentioned it already, to be honest), with the only line I can't see fitting it being "Midgar is the solution, it seems". Unless somehow that refers to it being the final step on his journey before Tifa finds him? As I said, that one doesn't quite fit, but everything else works well.

The other is the Turtle's Paradise poster collection. Minor task, with an easily missed aspect in Midgar that requires you to take a journey all the way back way later in the game. I can't see it requiring help from the "absentee", though, unless it's somehow referring to you finishing the mini-quest in Wutai, and the possibility of Yuffie being out of the party when you do.

[Loony BoB]

Nope and nope, sorry!

[Aerith's Knight]

The killing of the WEAPONS?

[Loony BoB]

Nope!

[Aerith's Knight]

For the love of Aerith, hint please!

edit: Is it time for hint? Yes? No? I dunno.

[Kyros]

When Cloud kills Aeris.

[Loony BoB]

A hint? Hmm. There's a reason some lines are repeated.

[Bubba]

A hint? Hmm. There's a reason some lines are repeated.

Don't forget, remember, don't forget, remember, don't forget.

'Don't Remember' wins an entertaining match 3-2 with some great attacking play but with occasional defensive errors.


Don't forget.
A clear statement telling you that you should not forget... something

Remember.
Do something that one has undertaken to do or that is necessary or advisable. The fact that this word is in italics tells us nothing.

Miniscule a task though it might be
Tiny by comparison, certainly
Something you do that is fairly insignificant. That could be a lot of things. Tiny obviously could refer to the Tiny Bronco. Though Tiny "by comparison"... by comparison to what?

Later in the game but a little early
Very vague and confusing
Done with the help of the absentee
So this small task that is compared to nothing, that is later in the game whilst also being early, is helped by someone who isn't there?

Reality, the kind that you dare not dream
Something real, potentially scary? No idea.
Midgar the solution, it would seem
Is this referring to the mako reactors? Maybe the solution to energy problems. Could this be about the about the coal mines in Corel?

So a journey begins for you and I
Farewell, this may be the final goodbye
So, the two of us are starting a journey and then immediately saying goodbye for the last time? Maybe a journey to the other side?

Don't forget.
See above

Remember.
See above

Don't forget...
See above


BoB's riddles make my head hurt...

My guess: The bit where Corel gets burned down or when they agree to have the reactor built there.

[Loony BoB]

Nope! I'll sit on my current clue for a little while to see if anyone else gets a guess in based on it, and then perhaps I'll expand on it. Or I could do a Thingfish and leave you all guessing for weeks...

[Galuf]

Galuf swoops in with a random answer...... Shinra energy juice on you pay for in disc 1 and get it in disc 2?