The revived all new FFVII riddle thread (of awesome)

[Jinx]

All materia!Iron-Tail Fratley?

[metagloria]

Jinx wins multiple internets.

[Jinx]

Since I've been known to make hard riddles in the past, I'll make an easy one.

Au
Sexiest member of them all
PLEASE SEND ME SOME MONEY I'M BROKE
worst part of FFXIII, hands down

[Dat Matt]

AU stands for "Gold" on the periodic table
Sexiest Member in FFVII is obviously "Vincent Valentine"
You are "Begging" for money
Spamming "Death" on the Neochu was the worst part of the worst part of FFXIII

So the correct answer is "Gold Vincent Valentine begs for death"

No further entries are required.

[Jinx]

You're on the right track with one of the lines, Matt. I'll give you that.

[Bubba]

How the hell is this easy?

Also, this is the FFVII thread and not the FFXIII thread
Not played it.

[Dat Matt]

>Easy one.
>One joke entry, one entry complaining about the difficult.

[Jinx]

How the hell is this easy?

Also, this is the FFVII thread and not the FFXIII thread
Not played it.

If you take it line by line, it's incredibly easy.

[Sephex]

The Chocobo Farm.

[Jinx]

The Chocobo Farm.

i h8 u

[Bubba]

Yeah, you're right. My apologies. Each line relates to a word and it became clear.

Au = Gold
Sexiest Member = our very own CK, Shiny
SEND ME MONEY = you could do this via a 'wire' transfer
Worst part of FFXIII = Not played it but I assume it's the character of Hope?

The Golden Shiny Wire of Hope that leads to Midgar HQ.

[Jinx]

YOU GOT IT DUDE

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[metagloria]

That's legitimately well done there Jinx. I had "gold" and "hope" but would've never been able to connect them via the middle.

[Bubba]

That's legitimately well done there Bubba. I had "gold" and "hope" but would've never been able to connect them via the middle.

Fixed

This doesn't cost a lot of money as it's free
Down underneath where the sunshine can't reach
In a roundabout way, it will keep you warm
A super-hot curry brings your bum hole to harm

[Sephex]

The Chocobo Farm.