METAGLORIA GOT IT!

One, two, three, four
Go ahead, why not once more?
These lines refer to playing around and flushing the toilet.

Sorry, you're all a stinky bore
Talking about the meeting you overhear. And stink was obviously a direct clue about the toilet.

What an elusive chore
If it's your first time playing the game and you don't talk to all of the NPCs, figuring out where to go next can be VERY hard.

You're, up, metagloria!