Joke spells and Joke attacks?

[Lazerface]

If we wanted to add in some more humor to the FF series we always could by throwing in some real world references or just breaking the fourth wall. So I thought maybe we could make a list of joke spells and attacks rather appropriate or inappropriate. So show me a list if you make one.

[Ayen]

Oil spell. Every time you use it you increase the rate of gas prices.

[Dat Matt]

Petrify causes the Stone Status effect. Caused by chucking weed at people.

[Colonel Angus]

instead of toad turning your character into a toad, it'll summon marioverse's Toad instead.

[Galuf]

Ultima. one of the strongest spells in FF history. well guess what it just got stronger as now instead of a masssive explosion or void ripping spell, You Fling the horror that is ULTIMA IX!!!!!!

[Sephiroth]

[Lazerface]

Straight outta Compton. A summon that summons the rap group N.W.A in Eazy E's 64 and they come equipped with Ak's, shotguns, and machine pistols and they do a drive by on multiple enemies for around 5000 damage each.

[Lazerface]

Godzilla summon. Godzilla gets summoned and everybody runs away because OH MY GOD IT GODZILLA!!