Who is the best Avenger?

[fire_of_avalon]

Challenge: Name the Hogwarts houses each Avenger would belong to.

Easy. Thor and Cap are in Gryffindor, Bruce is in Ravenclaw, Hawkeye is in Hufflepuff and Natasha and Tony are Slytherin.

Also Bruce Banner is the best Avenger. Not necessarily Hulk, but Bruce Banner. Because of reasons. Mostly vengeful ones.

[Shorty]

foa's Hogwarts selection is my favorite so far.

[chionos]

This Potter Avengers crossover stuff is making me uncomfortable.

[Ayen]

Hawkeye is going to make Hufflepuff badass.

[fire_of_avalon]

Don't knock Hufflepuff! If I weren't such a mouthy busybody I would be a Hufflepuff! They get the job done.

[Ayen]

Who's knocking Hufflepuff? Not me. I am a Huffle through and through. Badger for life!

[Quindiana Jones]

Movie Cap is too whiny; "Oh man, the forties was so much better, you guys are horrible. ".

How is that any different than any other old man who lived through WWII?

Ex-bloody-actly.

Did you see Winter Soldier, Quin?

Yup, bit better, but still not Captain America. They made the Cap into a bit of a nancy, whereas he is pretty much the leader of the Avengers. And he's the leader because he is pure and righteous and does the right thing. When faced with insurmountable enemies that make the other Avengers cower in fear, it's Captain America who stands up first to fight and gets them back in gear. He's so freaking awesome! He can bloody wield Mjolnir! Not just make it dance a little bit, either; he can wield it. And he doesn't even have any superpowers. He is the most physically capable a human can be, but it ain't a superpower. Batman is also the most physically capable a human can be. Yet Captain America always steps forward first. Because he is a wonderful human being in every possible way. In a team of a nigh-invincible god, an actually invincible Hulk, combat experts, a man wearing a nigh-indestructible suit of armour, and Sir Coulson the Magnificent, it's always Captain America who is willing to do the right thing. Immediately, and without doubt, question or restraint.

Not a whiner. God damn love Captain America. xD

Also, Hufflepuff is easily one of the best Houses, and Helga Hufflepuff is a beast.

[Night Fury]

Well, I don't read the comics and now I'm sad that the Cap isn't like that in the movies

[chionos]

If Cap had gone to Hogworts, he would have punched Voldy in the mouth and told him to stop being such a douche and then whipped that dirty stupid school into shape.

[Ayen]

Just Some Random Guy needs to write for Captain America. He'd do it right.

[Fox]

When faced with insurmountable enemies
That make the other Avengers
Cower in fear
It's Captain America who stands up first
to fight
and gets them back in gear.
He's so freaking awesome!
He can bloody wield
Mjolnir!

Not just make it dance
a little bit
he can wield it.

Wow Quin, good work. That is the finest Captain America song I've ever seen!

[Pike]

Please don't hate me

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[Ayen]

Best premise ever.

[Shorty]

I don't get what is unfortunate about it?

hell yes I'd tap Cap like a maple tree

[Ayen]

I don't get what is unfortunate about it?

hell yes I'd tap Cap like a maple tree

It's unfortunate for Iron Man.