Nuh uh, and you're a poopyface

Another headscratcher for you...

Current's...Fast

Uh, maybe this is nitpicking, and maybe not, but...uh, rafts do not hold still while you fight monsters in rivers. I know this isn't the worst example of Gameplay/Story Segregation but it's kind of weirdish.

Oh, They're Beating A Woman...Better Not Interrupt

That's great, Locke. Don't bother taking on all 2 of the Imperial Soldiers that are beating the goddamn turds out of the lady, there. "I have to protect women cuz I failed to protect my girlfriend once, but I wouldn't want to be rude."

Rich People Build Weird Passages

Let's say you're the richest guy in town, and you want to build an emergency passageway that leads out of town.

Yeah, go ahead and make that as convoluted and full of dark hallways that you can't see your way through as you can, rich guy. Your escape plan is flawless.

We're Miners! "How Do I Get Out Of Town Through The Mines?" Uh.......

The people of Narshe don't know about any of the secret passageways that seem to have been there since at least (I guess) before the game began? And even if they did, did they not think it prudent to perhaps try to seal these passageways? They use them; they've got a training center for their guards down there; Edgar even says exactly this.

What is their problem? "Nah, we'll just leave the secret passage and back door to the town completely unlocked and unguarded except for a kinda-dangerous test you have to pass."

Brilliant.

Hm, That Kefka's Up To Something...BYEEEEEE

General Leo doesn't suspect that Gestahl may be intentionally diverting his attention away from Doma to give Kefka his window of opportunity? I just find it hard to believe, after all that ends up happening near the middle of the game, that Gestahl was seriously all that upset by what Kefka did. He probably just said, "Oh, we own Doma now" when he got the carrier pigeon.

General Leo doesn't question this decision once, beyond an unfinished apology to Cyan, if you brought Cyan along.

I thought Generals had to go to school.

Good Thing I've Got This Plot Armor

Cyan is not affected by the poison at all. They don't even try to excuse this. Cyan is just magically OK. Pretty glaring, if only for the fact that they don't even bother addressing it.

A Train! Doma Has Trains! But Not This Train!

Maybe this isn't a plot hole in and of itself, but this seems like exposition that could have been split up better. A single other comment (beforehand somewhere) about the fact that Doma once had train tracks all round it would have sufficed.

Instead it's a single information tidbit that is easily missed. Just weird and made me scratch my head.

I Know Better, But What The Heck

If Fake Siegfried is such a freaking pansy, why isn't he dead after you kill him? :/

It's really better not to ask questions about this particular plot thread in FF6, I suppose.

Ok, So The Train Is Talking

...And now we're running from the Train? And hitting it? And Suplexing it? ...And now we're back on the train? I thought it blew up with thunder and lighting?

Gameplay/Story Segregation again... :/

I'm Tired Of These M*f*n Pirhanas In This M*f*n Waterfall

This is just the height of smurfing bulltrout. This is the one thing I don't think Edgar or Locke would have believed if Cyan hadn't been there to corroborate his story.

"Then we fought pirhanas off as we dove down a waterfall!"

"Bulltrout, Sabin!!"

"No, Sir Sabin speaks the truth"

Smellavision 2: Olfactory Reset

Gau is probably pretty stank. It's little wonder you end up...

...Diving Into A Trench Sharing 1 Diving Helmet

...Between 3 grown men, in a strong undertow.

This is almost as ridiculous as the pirhanas.

"We Sighted Kefka In The Area"

One of the Figaro Castle guards says this...I think it might've been a translation error, but still, it begs the question, what the hell is KING Edgar Roni Figaro's ARMY doing while he's fighting for his life in Narshe?

Is it their day off or something!?

TO BE CONTINUED