View Poll Results: Which ape would you like to be?

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  • Chimpanzee

    1 8.33%
  • Bonobo

    1 8.33%
  • Gorilla

    3 25.00%
  • Orangutan

    5 41.67%
  • Gibbon

    0 0%
  • Siamang

    0 0%
  • None/Stay Human

    4 33.33%
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    Default What Ape would you be?

    If you could be any type of Ape, which one would you be?

    A Chimpanzee?



    A Bonobo?



    A Gorilla?



    An Orangutan?



    A Gibbon?



    A Siamang?


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    Orangutan, definitely.

    I'm not ginger but I could rival one for body hair.

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    Chimpanzee

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    Bonobos have this whole life thing figured out.

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    Hu-mon.

    That or Gorilla, be a big 400 lbs beast of pure muscle but be really chill and just eat leaves all day? Sounds good to me.

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    An orangutan!

    You didn't choose a very flattering picture of me though
    <a href=http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m3/Valentine-06/Signatures/fat_mooglesig2.png target=_blank>http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...mooglesig2.png</a>

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    None, because I find them all disgusting and terrifying.
    mfw you post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    I find them all disgusting and terrifying.
    Thanks for the vote of confidence
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    I'd probably go with these majestic fellas.


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    No spider monkeys? D:



    Guys I found the saddest monkey ever in the history of the world and it breaks my heart. The title of the article made me laugh, and that's when I knew I was going to hell.

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    a monkey isn't an ape silly

    it's a monkey

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    None because it would require too much body waxing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    None, because I find them all disgusting and terrifying.

    You do know we're just one or two genes away from being the top one. THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!

    & yes, Shauna is right, monkeys aren't apes, as well as Lemurs. Both, however are primates, just not apes.

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