If you could be any type of Ape, which one would you be?
A Chimpanzee?
A Bonobo?
A Gorilla?
An Orangutan?
A Gibbon?
A Siamang?

 What Ape would you be?
 What Ape would you be?
					
				If you could be any type of Ape, which one would you be?
A Chimpanzee?
A Bonobo?
A Gorilla?
An Orangutan?
A Gibbon?
A Siamang?

 
 
					
				Orangutan, definitely.
I'm not ginger but I could rival one for body hair.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
			
			 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Hu-mon.
That or Gorilla, be a big 400 lbs beast of pure muscle but be really chill and just eat leaves all day? Sounds good to me.
 
 
					
				An orangutan!
You didn't choose a very flattering picture of me though
 
 
					
				I'd probably go with these majestic fellas.

 
 
					
				No spider monkeys? D:
Guys I found the saddest monkey ever in the history of the world and it breaks my heart. The title of the article made me laugh, and that's when I knew I was going to hell.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
					
						 
					
					
				a monkey isn't an ape silly
it's a monkey
 
 
					
				Gareth Bale
there was a picture here
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				None because it would require too much body waxing.
 
 
					
				Saiyan