I spent an hour and 45 minutes on hold with Google Customer Support before phoning their Cambridge location. Someone there told me that Google does not have a phone support line, and were blatantly lying through their teeth, because try googling "Google Customer Service," and it spits a phone number at you.

It's like, without using so many words, Google just says "smurf you, we have more money than god" to it's customers.

Anyway, I finally figured out how to do what I wanted to do. I had to figure out my phone's email address (apparently it has one) and forward mail to it, because Google stopped offering SMS Notifications.

Now every time you reply to a thread I'm subscribed to, my phone will ring.

Stupid Google.

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