American Football: Montana State Bobcats always and forever, even though no one knows we exist. NFL-wise it's Seahawks because of my Seattle roots, and also dat Marshawn "Beast Mode" Lynch

Euroball/Povertyball/Welfareball/Footie: This makes me a mega casual but I prefer the big national stuff like the World Cup, Women's World Cup and the like. I'll catch a Sounders FC game if they happen to be on and I'm bored, but everyone knows that MLS is kind of, uh, lacking.

Baseball: ALWAYS THE MARINERS but >tfw you will never be in the World Series

Curling: USA sucks at this so I root for Canada by default.

Horse racing: Whoever wins the Kentucky Derby feckin hell all I want is a Triple Crown winner in my lifetime. this is all I want.