I have danced one time in my life.

And that was because I went to TX with my ex for NYE (we visited his aunts, uncles, and cousins). We got super troutfaced and his uncles made me dance to freaking Duranguense with them.

Or what I like to call "Mexican Circus Music" (even though I like some of it now).

It was eexhausting and I suck.