Wolf Kanno's Bottom Ten JRPGs.

[Wolf Kanno]

So I plan on doing a Top 25 JRPGs in the future but thought it would be fun if I did a bottom ten as well since I'm so vocal about my feelings when it concerns not liking something. I want to get the negative out of the way though and so today I will start my Bottom Ten JRPGs. I'll post number ten in a few hours but I will let you all start taking bets on what is going to be on the list. It's may surprise you all...

Let me give you some criteria for the list.

1. Must be games I've owned. I've played a few more titles than the ones listed here that I might have added but that created some backlog issues and some of those games are bad enough not to deserve to be mentioned again less some poor schmuck decide to unearth it and find out for themselves and these games simply deserve to be forgotten.

2. They must be games that I've played a good chunk of the way through. I'm not counting something where I played the intro and moved onto more exciting games. While a lousy intro is a bad sign, it doesn't always mean it's a bad game. I feel you need to get a ways in and determine you really don't like what it's offering to really feel a game is bad. I also feel there have a been a few titles that didn't grab me very well in the beginning that perhaps I just needed to give it another fair shot.

10. Xenosaga Episode II: Jenseits von Got and Bose
9. Thousand Arms
8. Revelations: Persona
7. Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
6. Valkyria Chronicles
5. White Knight Chronicles
4. Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings
3. Lufia; Ruins of Lore
2. Final fantasy XIII
1. Hydlide

[Ayen]

Ooh, another negative list. I knew I could count on you!

[Pumpkin]

[Fynn]

I think I know at least two. They're both FFs.

[Pumpkin]

If FFIX is on there I will cry at you because it's just a video game but I don't have much going on right now

[The Man]

If FFX and FFXIII aren't on this list, I will eat my hat. (Disclaimer: I do not have a hat).

[Fynn]

If FFX and FFXIII aren't on this list, I will eat my hat. (Disclaimer: I do not have a hat).

Then stop making promises you can't keep!

I'm starting to think the first Persona may be on this list...

[Ayen]

Rest assured that if FFXIII isn't on this list, it isn't going to be on anybody's list.

BoB's doesn't count.

[Pike]

Basically just take a list of my top ten RPGs. Bam, you have Wolf Kanno's Bottom Ten RPGs.

[Fynn]

Now I'm sad, becasue I've come to realize that Wolf Kanno probably knows loads more obscure terrible JRPGs than me and I feel like a loser

Why wasn't I born a decade earlier in the US?

[Pumpkin]

Pike and Wolf Kanno: Mortal Video Game Enemies since the dawn of time

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[Ayen]

Now I'm sad, becasue I've come to realize that Wolf Kanno probably knows loads more obscure terrible JRPGs than me and I feel like a loser

Why wasn't I born a decade earlier in the US?

I'm confident I won't know the majority of games on either of Wolf's lists, and I take pride in this fact.

Now watch, the list will have a bunch of JRPGs I played because I said that.

[Fynn]

Basically just take a list of my top ten RPGs. Bam, you have Wolf Kanno's Bottom Ten RPGs.

I thought you mostly played WRPGs, though?

[VeloZer0]

Bottom 10 RPGs is an interesting topic. When most people go on about the 'worst' of whatever they are usually referring to somewhat known titles that they don't like. When in reality the worst of a bunch are always horribly un-finished, un-playable messes that make any game you have ever completed look like a finely polished masterpiece. They are also so bad that no-one ever plays them and they don't get any recognition.

So are we getting the list of RPGs that WK didn't like, or the list of obscure and horrible games that WK has come across.

[Ayen]

*starts playing guitar*

He's gonna take you back to the past
To play those troutty games that suck ass
He rather have a Buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer!
He's the angry Wolf Kanno
The game sucks so bad he makes up his own words
He's the angry, super pissed off Wolf Kanno
His posts are so long you start to rub your head
He's the angry Wolf Kanno!