"The Talk"

[Ayen]

probably at conception. it's best to get the ideas about proper sexual abstention ingrained in them when they're a zygote instead of when they've grown up into a fetus where they're much less likely to listen to their parents

I just imagined a dude screaming into a woman's vagina. "All OF YOU! DON'T DO WHAT I JUST DID!!"

Someone volunteer to do this and post the play-by-play of the fallout with the gf.

Bubba, we're counting on you.