I took a Tang Soo Do class one semester. I was (and am) too fat to do as many push ups as they wanted me to

My ex father in law was a 5th degree black belt in something called "Nikko-Ryu" karate. He trained me for a while.

I wanted to be Ralph Macchio when I was a kid. I turned out to be Marty McFly instead though, so I guess I'm ok with it.