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    Default You know you've been a member of EoFF too long when...

    1.) You associate "smurf" and "trout" with the F and S words everywhere you go.
    2.) You fold your arms and do the Colbert to your father.
    3.) You spell Bob with both capital Bs.
    4.) You make a thread titled "You know you've been a member of EoFF too long when..."

    Go! Go! Go!

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    When you don't remember joining.

    This is supposed to be a funny/cute thread. All my answers are just sad and make me feel old.

    When there are members who weren't born yet when you joined.

    When you have Daniel smurfing Towns as a friend on FB.

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    I remember BarelySeeAtAll.... cool member. You know when you have been a member too long when people you met when you first came are long gone. What about Jen, where did she go?
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    When you log in compulsively out of old habits, read posts, but don't have anything to say and log out.

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    Jen was coming around chat for awhile.... If you're talking about Jen that has a lot of cats, that is.

    I haven't been an eoffer long enough to answer this. I haven't even met a fellow eoffer yet ! I sometimes talk to Paula on the phone tho when we're drunk. And I Skype chat w kotora & parkity-park-parks in a group chat errday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine View Post
    I haven't been an eoffer long enough to answer this.
    But, you've been a member longer than me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine View Post
    I haven't been an eoffer long enough to answer this. I haven't even met a fellow eoffer yet !
    Didn't you meet Crop?

    You know you've been a member of EoFF too long when you have been a member longer than you have not.

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    I sometimes do that 'smurf' thing actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine View Post
    I haven't been an eoffer long enough to answer this. I haven't even met a fellow eoffer yet !
    Didn't you meet Crop?

    You know you've been a member of EoFF too long when you have been a member longer than you have not.
    I'm almost there. >_<

    What the smurf am I still doing here!?

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    And why the smurf are we not facebook friends

    what, I'm not Daniel Towns so I'm not good enough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    And why the smurf are we not facebook friends

    what, I'm not Daniel Towns so I'm not good enough?
    Yo, lady, Daniel found me! I'm on there! You could have found me! This is your fault, not mine! I don't friend people, I let them friend me! I don't know why I'm text-shouting!

    There. Friend request sent. Now calm the colbert down.

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    This thread's turned out so much better than I thought it would.

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    What the bloody smurf just happened to my facebook feed? Suddenly it's just ads and Shorty.

    You know you've been a member of EoFF too long when Shorty takes over your facebook, apparently.

    & when EoFF babies start becoming old news.

    If I'm still here when the first EoFF grand-baby happens, please cut me off.

    Of life support, because I'll be super-duper old by that point, and I don't want to be a vegetable.

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    When you know almost everyone's real names and you have to manually stop yourself from using them in posts so as not to confuse the newbies.

    When you know weird disturbing personal details about other members that you don't even know about real life friends.

    When this is at least the 20th incarnation of this exact thread that you've seen over the years
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    When you go to eoff before facebook.

    When you remember the first mafia game.

    When you talk to eoffers more than you talk to people in your actual life.

    When you think of new ideas and events to do on eoff just cause you think "it would be fun" to do with other eoffers.

    When you talk about eoff on your social media accounts.

    When you remember the candlejack event.

    When yo-

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