Alright. As someone with a keen personal and professional interest in linguistic history, I feel I have something to add here. "Bartz" is a cool, trendy, shortened form of the Latin name "Bartorius". Now, whilst the popular Roman name "Artorius" was essentially just "bear" (ursa being the root word), Bartorius actually has a slightly different origin, despite the phonetic similarities. I'll not delve too deep into the myth or the Ballad of Bartorius (the slightly dramatic translation of the Latin name), but suffice it to say that Bartorius was famed for his romantic and love-making skills, and was the first man in mythology to have multiple spouses. These spouses were all perfectly happy, as all their needs and wants were met by Bartorius, simply because he so loved loving women. He devoted himself to them and they to him, and it's strongly believed that this is the reason than monogamy was not particularly important during the early Roman Republic.

So, for Square to use this man as the inspiration for one of their characters, and for his actions and personality to so closely follow that of the famed Bartorius, how could Bartz be anything other than a bloody pimp?!