That randy is a lucky guy.

Tifa, if I had to choose, because she fits with Cloud best. Their personalities are best suited for long-term viability. Aeris is a no-go, and not just because she's dead. Yuffie is a lesbian. And Barret is too mean for Cloud, who is whiny and obviously lets every little thing get in his head. Cid and Cloud could make a good couple, but I'm afraid it'd end in abuse. Vincent's too hung for Cloud. HUNG UP, hung up I mean. On Lucretia. And what's left, bestiality? No, Tifa's the only real choice.