>> Is there a way to get easy money?

[black orb]

>>> Since being born in a rich family failed miserably from the very start, I need a way to get money easy. I trust the genius minds of EoFF can find a good solution.

Now this is important it must be a way that does not involve:

1- Work for it, im too lazy for that.
2- Steal money, sell drugs, I dont want to go to jail.
3- Gamble, Im a unlucky person (I have never won trout in my entire life).
4- Prostitution, not interested really and Im not very good looking anyways.
5- Marry a rich woman, that just.. wont happen.
6- Play Hobo and beg for money on the streets, thats way too embarrasing.
7- Sell bodily fluids, a liver, etc. I think thats illegal in my country.

Thanks in advance..

[CimminyCricket]

Okay, I've got this. After reading your list of requirements very carefully I suggest that you marry a rich man.


You're welcome. Vote for me in the Screenname Competition.

[WildRaubtier]

Sell dumb trout on etsy? That's easy enough.

[Pheesh]

Do extremely stupid/painful things to yourself and put it on YouTube.

[Old Manus]

surely go to le glorious s[weed]en where they give everyone free money???

[Psychotic]

You're an artist. Sell commissions of My Little Pony erotica on Deviant Art and Etsy.

[Sephex]

Train Lions, Tigers, Panthers, and various other animals similar to that for a few months. Train for what? Stay with me. I install a small ear bud inside the ear canal. It emits frequencies that they can only hear. I tie a big bag around their neck with a sign that clearly reads "Give me money."

When their training is complete, I send out all the animals in a heavily populated city. They are programmed to sit in front of a person for five seconds until the person puts money in the money bag. If they don't put money in the bag, the animal mauls them to death.

So, my logic is that at first people will die because they won't give up the money. However, other people will see what will happen to them if they don't give the animals money. Obviously, the people of the city will put money in the bags.

After awhile, I call them back by activating their ear buds which would tell them to return to base. So the cops don't find out where I live when the animals return, I have a special decoy team of animals that will mislead the cops.

[noxious.sunshine]

Pretty much what Cim said.

Gotta be careful how you go about it though. Gotta find someone who's in school for something that's gonna ave a big salary and working on their come up as opposed to someone who already has money. Cuz then it's just obvious what you're doing and that's not cute.

I've thought about this way too much.

[Fox]

Have you considered sucking up to relatives? Some of them will just flat out give you money, but you also want to be on their good side when it's will writing time. Then all you need is some kind of devastating tragedy and it's money in your pocket. How do you think the Queen got so many palaces?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Have a eureka moment, and invent the next big thing that get's popular for unknown reasons.

Y'know, useless things that people like anyway like; pet rocks, bacon flavored things that have no business being bacon flavored, or the Kardashians.

[krissy]

penny stocks

[Shiny]

Become a chick sexer? http://www.nbcnews.com/business/care...-wants-n317481 Doesn't seem that hard. That or Twitch stream games and dress slutty.

[Quindiana Jones]

Create a viral trend.

[Mirage]

Draw on commission. You're good enough at it to do that.

Idk if this counts as "working for it" though.

[Necronopticous]

Buy as many Wrists and Steepled Hats as you can carry, synth them all into Cotton Robes, sell the Cotton Robes. Rinse & Repeat.