Mister EoFF EXTREME! (The Finals!)

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F.Y.I.: (I hate that term... F.Y.I. :rolleyes2 ) I changed all of the names of the people who were eliminated in Round 1 into links that'll open up their entry form in .txt format, for those of you who wanted to see the rest of their answers.

Also, I'd like to mention that I choose a 20-question entry form because I didn't know how many people would enter or how many I'd end up using. Better too much then too little, I say.

Round 2! - Closed
*See first post for voting rules.

Here we go...
This time I went for a 1-on-1 match-up. Choose 1 contestant for each question!

Question 2! What is your ideal first date?

Contestant 1 - *sexy French voice* First, I would take her to an expensive Italian restaurant (so what if I'm French, I like Italian.). Afterwards, we would walk alone on a warm beach just as the sun sets below the horizon. I'll hold off on the sweet, passionate love, since this is the first date and all.

Contestant 2 - January 1.

Question 5! You're a clerk at a store of some sort-- someone asks you "Do you have change for a button?" How do you respond?


Contestant 3 - "Yeah, sure, I got a bit of lint and a peanut. But it's a bit old, so maybe I'll throw in a used tissue if you don't like 'em."

Contestant 4 - 'Instead of giving you change for that fuggin' button, I've got a better idea. How about I give you the finger, *gives finger*, and tell you to get the Hell out of my shop?'

Question 8! What will idealy happen to your body after you die?

Contestant 5 - Decomposition. It means I wasn't butchered by some maniac before.

Contestant 6 - My dad says he's gonna put me in a trash bag and bury me in the back yard. That's what I want!

Question 10! Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Contestant 7 - It's a conspiracy to annoy the planet by making every one get up an hour earlier or vise-versa

Contestant 8 - Why aren't they saving it? Where don't they keep it? (Just between you and me, they keep it in my pants. Kinda ironic since that's where the sun doesn't shine.)

Question 12! Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Contestant 9 - They got back to bed and solved the problem another day (irresponsible suckers really).

Contestant 10 - The store. They'd probably need more paper.

Question 17! What would you do if you were to find out that your serious girlfriend, at one point, had a penis?

Contestant 11 - I'd say "Well mine was probably bigger than yours! ahaha eh...yeah."

Contestant 12 - I think I might be a bit freaked. I really don't know how I would be. If I said that I truly knew how I would be, I'd be a liar. There's no way I could ever be prepared for that.