Off to the sunny town of Junon, filled with people who hate the Shinra, kids who hate the Shinra, and giant fish skeletons that hate the Shinra. We meet one such hatemonger, Priscilla, who promptly gets eliminated by Bottomswell. After ye olde boss fight, we need to climb the electrical tower (because reasons) only Cloud can do it (because reasons) and we have to ride Mr Dolphin (because Mr Dolphin is a god damn badass). Hope you like failure!
Somebody count my dolphins, I'm too ashamed.
You couldn't fail twice more, could you? Just as I got hope of winning the bet, you made it.
I think Fat Chocobo just appears randomly around 15% of the time. He is far superior to regular Chocomog though.
I love the sky behind the Highwind when you see it for the first time. It's like a smurfing Turner painting. It took a while to get to that point though... ten attempts? *shakes head*
I was laughing out loud at the Cloud March and accompanying song though. I was actually in tears laughing!
What a master of CPR. Remind me to call you for help when I'm unconscious and in need of first aid.
Does everyone always refer to Shinra as THE Shinra? I just find that odd. xD
This is Mr Snoops:
The CPR bit is stupid on every level.
Cloud has to give CPR but has no idea how to do it. The old man says "No problem. Come over here and I'll show you how to do it". Yeah, this seems like a good time for a bit of first aid training. Don't worry about the little girl who is not breathing and is minutes from death. DO IT YOURSELF, YOU OLD FART.
As someone who's had CPR training many times, doing CPR is extremely tiring. I could expect an old guy to pass off the duty, since he might get a heart attack himself doing it.Originally Posted by Bubba
Well this is interesting. I will subscribe and follow this. I just need to catch up.
This new translation feels all soulless.
I'm on Episode 14 now and just last episode we had the triple boss fights.
Before Cloud fights Rufus, Rufus said (in the video) that he and Cloud won't be "allies."
This is what he SHOULD say:
"I see. I guess this means we won't become friends."
This has just been the latest in annoying changes for me. It's just completely pointless and robs Rufus of his casual mocking tone that was the only reason to really like him.
In which I am invited to join a parade to celebrate Rufus Shinra and in which I get some poor TV producer fired. After exploring the delightful port town of Junon and meeting the Turks, can we finish on a high and win President Rufus's approval?
Aerith will be fuming. You buy the Hardedge for Cloud and then immediately gain a (superior) Force Stealer for him for free. No wonder she (SPOILER)gets brutally stabbed in the back with no decent weapon to defend herself. YOU'VE SENTENCED HER TO DEATH
Cloud's got 99 problems but Aerith ain't one.
I always have trouble sneaking into the parade, but I did pretty good on the show for Rufus.
Smurf the CPR minigame! Seriously.
Yeah, Christ that marching mini-game is just impossible. I don't think I've ever got more than 30% on there. I'm sure you get something decent for getting over 40-50% though I can't remember what it is.
The performance for Rufus though I'm pretty boss at (though it looked tough doing it on the HD mod, good job!) but I purposefully never get higher than 100. The Force Stealer is great but you can pick one up in Corel for 2200 gil when you get there. If you get between 60-90 on this mini-game, you get a HP Plus materia. You can't get hold of one of these until Cosmo Canyon and they set you back 8000 gil.
I've gotten that a few time, 46% and 48% are my best on the original playstation. You get a bunch of ethers.
I was always short on cash at this point, so I forwent buying cloud's sword and got Force stealer from the mini game. HP plus materia is pretty sweet though.
Over 50% apparently gets you 5000 gil!
I think it's impossible to be good at these minigames.
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