Quote Originally Posted by Professor Quinothy P. Buttflakes View Post
Right. Get this. Round burger patty in a bun. Squish it down and the juices run into the bun.

Juicy wonder burger, instead of "ooh, dry bread but YUMMY MEAT" burgers.
Yes but then you run the risk of too much juice going into the bread and then you'll have... wet bread.

As we all know, wet bread is the most disgusting substance on the planet after marmite.