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    Maybe because in your picture you have an inflateable doll and look like a murderer.

    What other advertising gems have you found Via EoFF?

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    Nothing via EoFF (sneaky adblocks).

    A few years back when I had facebook there was this little column: Advertisements adjusted to your profile. And every 5 refreshes that had a little ad:

    Single mothers looking for a date
    The best website to meet single mothers



    WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING FACEBOOK!?


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    While browsing on my phone, I saw an advertisement for a Meta Knight Amiibo. It was rather random.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    I keep getting dating site ads on my Facebook. It goes something like this;


    "Single dads looking for women who don't want games! He can handle your love handles!"



    ........ WHY YOU CALLIN' ME FAT FACEBOOK?

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    Whenever I am at work there are girls in my area that are down to perform services in my penial regions.

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    I have AdBlock+ I don't see ads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starlet View Post
    I keep getting dating site ads on my Facebook. It goes something like this;


    "Single dads looking for women who don't want games! He can handle your love handles!"



    ........ WHY YOU CALLIN' ME FAT FACEBOOK?
    I'm more upset at the horrible mistake of assuming you don't like games.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    I used to get chinese/filipino love connection ads when i went on #eoff on my phone's browser, but I just assumed they were basing it on the porn i'd watched.

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    They're out if season.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    I really want there to be an add that just says
    "Ever Think Of The Jerk Hole?
    Click Here"

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    What a dumb idea for an ad!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by starlet View Post
    I keep getting dating site ads on my Facebook. It goes something like this;


    "Single dads looking for women who don't want games! He can handle your love handles!"



    ........ WHY YOU CALLIN' ME FAT FACEBOOK?
    I'm more upset at the horrible mistake of assuming you don't like games.
    There was that too, but it was too obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty_ffgamer View Post
    I really want there to be an add that just says
    "Ever Think Of The Jerk Hole?
    Click Here"
    They can even make it FF themed.

    Ever think of the Turk hole?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty_ffgamer View Post
    I really want there to be an add that just says
    "Ever Think Of The Jerk Hole?
    Click Here"
    They can even make it FF themed.

    Ever think of the Turk hole?

    That Turkled my funny bone. Oh man.


    Man.


    Oh.

    Man.

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    Ppl still put their ads here? I dun mind an ad on armpit hair grooming. Mine is starting to smell & talk.

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